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Kelly

Most likely ending up with a guy from Arkansas. More probable if his name is Triston
Kelly should be with Triston
by Latman March 28, 2024
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kelly kanemitsu

Noun

(A. K. A Mama Kane, kellu)

Known by many to have low class humor, extremely weird tense fists, and spontaneous break downs whilst screeching from her white Prius “ I M S O R R Y” in her whitest white person voice because too many people are mistaking her as a mother of a whole child and three grown ass girls.
“ WHOMST the FUCK ate my Trader joe’s Pretzel?!” Said person 2
“Calm down, You’re being a fucking kelly kanemitsu” said person 1
“.... shit.... fuck...” said the person 1, overwhelmed by self-realization too fucking tragic and real.
by dungdoit May 15, 2019
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Pulling a Kelly

The art of pulling a Kelly is going out on the town the night before a morning shift at work but still making it into work, no matter the state you are in.
“No wonder Richard looks so rough this morning, he’s pulling a Kelly
by Wjh1 July 9, 2023
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Kelly Warrior

Northern Aboriginal slang for homeless people who drink kelly's.
"Remember Rodrick from High School?"

"Yeah! I heard he's a Kelly Warrior now."
by brewwarrior September 26, 2019
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Machine Gun Kelly

A successful multi-genre music artist that people are too blinded by blind hate to witness his success and talent
Machine Gun Kelly sold out another concert this weekend
by Ford Femboy August 12, 2024
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Smelly Kelly

The phrase smelly Kelly is a well known insult used when referring to Kelly Jordan who is the wife/caretaker of Richard Samuel Jordan (WingsOfRedemption). It is just one of the many phrases coined when referring to Kelly and the most popular one. Kelly earned this nickname from obviously being smelly, not only that, but Kelly has a huge issue with farting in her sleep. According to Richard it’s so bad that “ Kelly let’s talk farts like a machine gun under the blankets and is not a very pleasant smell.” .
“ at least they’re not calling me smelly Kelly no more.”

“ can you guys come up with a better nickname and smelly Kelly?”
“ mawds ban anyone in chat saying smelly Kelly, thanks in advance!”
by UncleTomDaJigga July 30, 2025
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Kelly Hatfield

The fittest of the fittest loves a big juicy schlong before she sleeps
Hey James is that Kelly Hatfield cos shes bunda lengerz
by Malathyi October 7, 2021
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