The Kevining

When your day was going well before you met kevin.often a fat oaf who is often seen eating curry depressing everyone he talks to about his problems

My day was going brilliantly until the kevining

by Bigforeheadboy October 31, 2019

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Kevin

A big black man with a large shlong with a footer underneath and gives really good intercourse he has big cash and spends lots and gives girls good head for dinner.

Her boyfriend has a large shlong

Must be a kevin

by jewohfwehoifo March 18, 2021

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Kevin is the nicest person you will ever meet. His brown flowy hair will make you instantly fall in love with him. He has the nicest most genuine personality ever. He is PERFECT boyfriend material. He will never stop telling you how much he loves and cares about you. He is very dreamy and cute. You will love any Kevin ever.

Person 1: omg look at that guy, he is so cute!
Person 2: ya...that's my boyfriend Kevin

by Koolarmstrong January 20, 2020

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Kevin

Kevin, how are you?
I'm sorry I snapped at your friends but I resent doing this publicly. Please, if there is any chance i would prefer sending you letters, you know, old-school, the ones with envelopes and stuff, to guard our privacy, intimacy, or what is left of it.
Plus i'm really struggling with the constant backlash, shitstorm i face everytime i try to be. Me. To you.

Love, Kevinesse 🖤

Kevin, i just want you to be happy in your skin. In my arms.

by Krkič May 8, 2019

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