Earthworm jimming

Where you bust a nut into a beer pong funnel while the tube is your your ass. Sadly only men who identify as hermaphrodites believe this is the only way to continue breeding in a flat earth world.

I was spending time with my Jehovah witness friends when I look over and I see Mateo Earthworm jimming while reading the Bible

by DJ loves hummy gummys March 19, 2019

Jim bob thorton

Some random shit

Wtf Jim bob thorton

by Your dads house January 19, 2019

Jim

A guy named Jim.

Jim: Hi, I’m Jim.

by Banana_Human October 3, 2022

jim

It means "gym", but it's misspelled on purpose.

WE GO JIM, WE GO JIIMMMMMMMMM

by itspeano September 10, 2022

Jim Free

Owner of space.

Hey, do you know Jim Free?

Yeah, that guy owns space.

by ZFEMookSoSexy September 22, 2021

Earthworm Jim

When a guy jerks himself off until he cums, but while it's still soft enough to bend it around and cum in his own ass.

Earthworm Jim, he's such a groovy guy
Earthworm Jim, he rockets through this guy

by Dave-Landon November 17, 2018

Kristian Jim

The most amazing person ever! Always finding ways to have fun and do crazy things. Will do anything to make you feel better even if it makes him look stupid and will probably embarrass you. He doesn’t care what other people think. Very loud! He always smells good. Lives life to the fullest always having fun. He always knows exactly what to say to make you feel better. This is the kristian Jim I know, I would be lost without him.He is super humble,kind,intellegent person I know,So if you have Kristian Jim name Don't him,he is worth it to keep and to be your friend.

This one guy named Kristian Jim that is AMAZING!!

Kristian Jim is a humble person I know.

by Namshin June 8, 2021