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New Jersey Girls

jersey girls are some of the hottest girls in the country. most are of Irish and/or Itallian descent and are damn proud of it. Contrary to popular belief, they don't dress like 80's sluts, and for most people, if they ever saw a true jersey girl, they would faint in astonishment. Most jersey girls know how to, and do speak intelligently, and anyone that thinks differently has probably never even seen a jerset girl.
Dude, I went to the beach for the weekend and damn man, those New Jersey girls are so hot i almost lost control.

on a side note, anyone that actually lives near the beach in jersey (15 minute car ride) calls it the beach, only people that say down the shore are the damn Bennies from North and West Jersey who clutter our beaches,
by jersey beach bum October 19, 2005
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The Jensen Effect

A br0tal effect on yourself where you turn to drink, flatcaps, homosexual songs & dancing like a tard.
Another part of the effect is sitting up the back seat in the cinema and having nothing but banter & taking the pish out of the movie your watching.
I had the jensen effect last night, i woke with a hangover and im still laughing at Ginger Goats.
by evamilroy. November 29, 2007
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Jensen

a tiny, adorable female. can be found with booty shorts singing a danity kane, dawn, or day 26 song. has an extremely loud laugh. she helps out others in need always. has some type of OCD when it comes to cleaning. amazing person
That girl is so Jensen.
by zebramonster April 1, 2009
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Jerseylicious

The Best Show on planet Earth!
Unlike the show "Jersey Shore" The cast in Jerseylicious actually have lifes, It is beleived that Jerseylicious was made to proove that not all people from Jersey are, well.. stupid. The cameras follow the lives of these young career driven professionals and their way to stardom. They dont use the cameras to get where they want like, the other show, they WORK for what they want..

The Cast is as follows,

Olivia (make up artist)
Tracy (hairstylist) Gigi (hairstylist)
Alexa (make up artist, a.k.a "Glam Fairy")
Gayle (Salon Owner)
Christy (Gayles daughter)
Anthony (Hairstylist, also owner of his own salon, "Anthony Rob")
Fillipo (Anthonys intern)
Frankie (Gigis Boyfriend)
Briella (Olivias BFF)

Olivia &Tracy bump heads alot. Olivia minds her own business, makes herself Lead make up artist working for Gatsby &Anthony Robs. Tracy always bashes Olivia for no reason.. Tracy is the true definiotion of TWO-FACED she uses her manipulative ways to work for both Gayle at the Gatsby & Alexa with her company the Glam Factory.. Knowing that if she gets caught her job at the Gatsby would be no more because Alexa &Gayle are in a feud themselves.. Briella, once Olivias BFF, starts working with The Glam Fairy &Tracy takes the oppurtunity to snatch her too, Briellas simple mind falls into Tracys trap &ends her friendship with Olivia, Gigi &Frankie are up and down, she wants this while he wants that, they take a break then she wants that &he wants this.
Girl 1: "Have you seen the show Jerseylicious?"
Girl 2: "OMG yes! The Situatuion brought home a grenade!"
Girl 1: "Ummm no, you must be confusing talented Jerseylicious with that STD show Jersey Shore"
Girl 2: "Well, theyre both Jersey, so arent they basically the same thing?"
Girl 1: "Again, ummm NO.. Its completely different, Jerseylicious is classy, the people actually HAVE lifes.."
Girl 2: "Like, OMG! Why havent i heard of this show before!!?!"
Girl 1: "Lol.., well its on the Style network, Sundays at 5"
Girl 2: "Great! So theres no Buff guys or any of that?"
Girl 1: "Oh theres guys, ;) Theyre just not SLUTS!!"
Girl 2: "I think im in love.. . "
by Team Olivia March 4, 2011
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jersey city

the most badass city on the east coast. home of the greatest school in the world, st peters prep who kill everyone else in sports. jersey city is mad cheaper than nyc, and has so many more cool people.
-where u from dawg?
-i'm from jersey city!
-damn u r a badass
by JCNJ December 24, 2006
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Central Jersey

Parts of Central Jesrey are an hour and fifteen minutes frim NYC, but much of it is much closer. I'm a proud Central Jersey girl and my hometown is only 35 minutes from NYC. Did you guys forget that Middlesex County is part of Central Jersey. It is, however, correct to say that Central Jersey is THE BEST part of this great state!
Joe: How long does it take to get from Central Jersey into Port Authority?

Ed: Well that depends. With no traffic you'll be there in 35 minutes from exit 9.
by CJG May 11, 2006
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Finding a smut from South Jersey to give you some dome while chillin' on the couch. Chillin' on the other end of the couch is another South Jersey smut giving your wingman some dome. Both Jersey smuts are vigorously competing to see who can eat the penis pudding first.
Lauren lost a South Jersey head competition to her sister Erin.
by Delmarva Inbreeds July 26, 2009
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