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Jess Garland

A word used when a midget is having sex with an Asian.Name comes after the biggest prick to set foot on this earth,also plays runescape and roblox In her spare time cus she’s a sad introvert cunt
Connor xxxx: omg I had such a good Jess garland last night!

Jack ❤️❤️❤️❤️: my Asian bastard asked if I wanted to do the Jess garland what do I do??
by GordonraMSAAAAAY February 16, 2018
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Jess and Luca

The most attractive couple that you will ever come across in history. With Jess’s beauty and and intelligence, and Luca being tall and extremely handsome. They are very hard to beat. However, they both have dark sides which if you ever come across and Jess dating a Luca or the other way round, and you do something bad to them or stab them in the back, good luck pal cuz your in for a very long painful ride!
Her: “omg is jess dating that guy called luca??!!”
Him: “yes, Jess and Luca are dating ofc! they’re the most attractive couple i’ve ever seen!”
by sym4000 July 6, 2022
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Jess

The sexiest mf out there. .... she also is cray cray
Who is that sexy girly?

That's Jess
by poofpop October 26, 2022
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Jess Effect

When A Jess enters a situation her luck becomes whatever is funniest for that situation
by Bones are made from bones July 29, 2025
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Jesse Chatman

The Stinkest Nigga Alive.
by thatonehooper December 20, 2019
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Jesse

Jesse is one of the most funniest (but not quite the most good looking) guy you’ll ever meet. His charm will make you feel somewhat attracted to him, though he can be a dick at times. He’s not very emotionally available so it’s hard for him to say his feelings towards things. He’s overall a very chill, and special guy.
Person: hey did you see Jesse today?
Person 2: nah, he’s probably doing what he always does. Being a little shit.
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Jess

Jess is an amazing if you let her go your stupid she's Incredible:)
I have a Jess in My life and she's My she wof
by Randompwrson9182 February 4, 2022
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