Jesse

I am Jesse and I am a piece of shit.

Jesse: I fucking hate myself
Friends: me too

by The Jedi Master of Nuts July 19, 2022

jess

sexy gyal, gets all the ghoes. but when has a bf stays loyal. very confidant sometimes. shy at start.

jess gets all the hoes man i wanna be like her he got w rizz

by IVE GOT BACK February 21, 2023

Jesse

Jesse is a beautiful merman who is worth the entire world. He can often be found watching anime and seven hour long video game breakdowns on YouTube.

Jesse is a very sweet and sensitive person, who at the same time would never hesitate to do what was necessary for someone he loves.

“Oh hey look, it’s Jesse!”
“Awesome. I love that guy.”

by KingGizz69 December 6, 2021

Jess

One of the best people you’ll ever meet. Sweet, loving, and beautiful. Around Jess there’s never a moment where you don’t feel safe, comforted, and loved. Being around Jess will brighten your day, making everything worth it. Jess makes the sun shine brighter and the grass look greener. Being around Jess makes your heart warm and realize that when you don’t have anyone else, you have Jess.

Man, Jess is my best friend. I love her so much

by starrrr.kid December 3, 2021

Jesse

Jesse's are usually poor and ask people for money. Sometimes they ask their friends for money to take their girlfriends on dates. The good side about jesse's is they are one of the strongest people on earth and smartest. One of my experiences with a Jesse was interesting because his personality pulled girls until they saw him.

OMG Jesse you so ugly and poor but you string and I love it!

by DF DF D October 18, 2020

Jess (scoot)

Female who rides a scooter and constantly gets in the way of other people. Some people get that angry they hit her.

Ed: I got snaked at the skatepark today
Iris: By Jess (scoot)?
Ed: Yes. How did you know?
Iris: She does it to everyone. Did you hit her?
Ed: Yep

by bobmcbobchimp November 21, 2010

Jesse

A Jesse is a person who thinks that he is amazing and incredible, but really he is not. A Jesse must support Arsenal and must be very annoying, otherwise they are not a true Jesse.

Jesse kept nagging me about the Arsenal game last night.

by GreenTeaF1 February 20, 2023