james todhunter

a man who likes to gobble on dicks

hi im james todhunter

by bif tannen November 12, 2020

James Platt

A sad man with no dad, he never fails to wee his bed and his pants are always brown. Volleyball Champion and disliked by many (especially mother and mohammed). Saddo who eats grass and dances on tables naked, he runs through farms fields naked like Theresa May, he is also an assistant swimming coach lmao. He throws a ball but doesnt get it back (no father ya see) and has no milk in his tea. oof. He plays Roblox for 10 hours straight and pees everywhere lmao, he also pees while doing volleyball on Tuesdays, what a ignorant little plum.

Ay look its James Platt playing volleyball, what a knob...
Imagine having no dad like James Platt...

by Jacks Father Figure July 21, 2022

James Conybeare

AKA JCB is the swaggiest boy you will ever meet, so swaggy you will die in his presence.

James will be a DJ in the future, his No1 FAVVVV song ever is Intro by the XX, he could listen to that all day long.
James looks like a james

hey James conybeare babes, how u doin babes?

by jamesconybearesno1fanwooooyayy November 25, 2021

James DAGGA

Pro Skater and he pulls chicks
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Girl 1: OMG is That James! hes so hot
Girl 2: Ikr I wish he would nollie kickflip into vag

James DAGGA pro skater

by Lebred April 8, 2021

Dirty james

Somone who will quite literally do anything if they are drunk enough,
Nudes, sex, blow jobs, flashing, breaking and entering, Anything.

Harry:Did you hear that they drank somones vomit, what a dirty james

Bob: who are you and why are you in my house

by 19dollarfortnitecard November 8, 2021

James Hetfield

1. A table
2. Vocalist and rythm guitar player for Metallica
3. God

Likes the word 'yeah'

- "Woah! Nice table!"
- "Thanks, but it's actually James Hetfield from Metallica"

by LarsUlrichsHairline November 15, 2016

James Anderson

A boy who looks like a small piece of poop that would come out of a baby's butt into a diaper. Usually smells like play doh and has a weirdly shaped torso. Kind of resembles a grasshopper in a way and is kind of stupid.

girl 1: dude that guy looks exactly like my baby brothers poop that I cleaned last night

girl 2: oh that must be James Anderson

by ninacapa December 10, 2019