Jesse is a wonderful guy, likely on of the best you'll meet. He's so awesome and funny, not very athletic, but he's smart, kind, and talented. He will treat you right as long as you do same for him. If you meet a Jesse, cherish him because he could be one of the best people you meet.
Guy 1: Jesse just stole my girl!!
Guy 2: How??? Jesse is just like his friend, Kofi, they both hate girls
Guy 1: I know, that is why I am shocked
Guy 2: Girls do not like him because he is not athletic and is very weak
Guy 2: How??? Jesse is just like his friend, Kofi, they both hate girls
Guy 1: I know, that is why I am shocked
Guy 2: Girls do not like him because he is not athletic and is very weak
by DEdeArMOO August 10, 2022

by JesseTheBest June 5, 2018

A Jess is someone who Has a good side and a bad side. Her good side is that she will always be there for you no matter what and if you have a problem with school, home or friends she will be there ready to talk about it. She is the best friend you will ever have because she has a serious but also a non serious side. If you get her when she is in a fun mood she won’t stop for at least 2 hours after. Don’t give her sugar because she will go crazy.
A Jess is also extremely slow and is the last out the classroom every time. She plays 1-3 sports but out of those three sports one of them she does reps for.
Jess is sometimes a boys girl but only if she feels like it. Boys will come for her but she will only ever have one boy in her head. Eventually a Jess will get married and have at least 2 kids.
A Jess is also extremely slow and is the last out the classroom every time. She plays 1-3 sports but out of those three sports one of them she does reps for.
Jess is sometimes a boys girl but only if she feels like it. Boys will come for her but she will only ever have one boy in her head. Eventually a Jess will get married and have at least 2 kids.
Friend 1 - Is that Jess still packing her stuff up 5 minutes after the bell rang?
Friend 2 - yep. She is so slow
Guy 1 - Wow there’s Jess.
Guy 2 - She’s so pretty but we can’t have her because she likes this one guy.
Guy 1 - Dang it
Friend 2 - yep. She is so slow
Guy 1 - Wow there’s Jess.
Guy 2 - She’s so pretty but we can’t have her because she likes this one guy.
Guy 1 - Dang it
by definingdumbo3 June 20, 2019

The most beautiful girl there is, was, or ever will be. She could lay claim to your heart and soul. But she won't have you.
by Yeti-killer February 18, 2023

Jesse is kind hearted boy who will be always by your side. He loves to play games and spend time with his friends. He can be a little manipulative only as a joke. He never likes to get serious about anything so keep in mind if he's saying something mean or doing something mean, he's only joking. He loves bunnys. He may do dumb shit so make sure to keep him safe. He will not hang out with just you and only give you attention. If he is your friend keep him as one and keep in touch. He will love you even though he never says it.
by Redink123 June 27, 2022

an absolute asshole who is self sophisticated, and believes the world revolves around themselves and their friends. quick to bring up the past and even quicker to turn their back on u. backstabbing little bitch who doesnt deserve anything they have. if u meet someone with this name walk the opposite direct and wash ur eyes out with bleech
by ur moma mia April 3, 2022
