J-wang

verb:
Sneaking up on a girl in the shower and peeing on her.

Mac: dude, last night i totally busted in the shower and j-wanged my girlfriend, it was funny as shit.

Charlie: you have problems.

by the wheelman cometh April 02, 2011

J Humped

A state of extreme inebriation. The act of getting white girl wasted and losing all grasp of reality. One who exhibits loss of inhibitions and sometimes displays violent tendencies along with altered speech and mumbling rants.

Synonyms: hammered drunk, pirate eyed, shitfaced, wasted

I went to the bar last night and came home with no clothes, I was totally J Humped.

Let's all get J Humped and puke in the bushes!!

Getting J Humped makes one of my eyes close, I look like a friggn' pirate.

by Mr. Steak&Cheese August 05, 2011

j/c

1. Just checking
2. Jesus Christ

Amy: are you going to the dance?
Richard: FUCK YEAH!
Amy: ....okay, j/c

Chris: J/C!!!! I spilled soda on my keyboard!

by Nicole Shyong March 29, 2007

Thomas J.

Nut shaker. Males who loves coons. He is a Twover not a Twater. Male who likes to dress up as Harry Potter. Gaybasher. Loves yes on 8.

"I can't believe you are dating a Thomas J. He'll totally try to steal my coonskin hat."

"You shake your nuts?? You are SUCH a Thomas J."

by Mrs. Rosie G November 15, 2008

J-Drizzle

A male that goes to a party and consumes cheetos excessively thus having a hard-core orange mustache then posing for pictures with drool on his chin

Jason pulled a total J-Drizzle in that Halloween picture.

by Yummy Britches November 27, 2006

J-Fag

A pejorative term for non-Japanese who are emulative of Japanese culture, or more often than not, Japanese culture as interpreted through Japanese anime, or otherwise excessively worshipful of Japan and anything Japanese. While some have embraced terms like japanophile, wapanese or otaku, J-Fag is still used exclusively as a slur.

"I was thinking to study Japanese in college, but the stigma created by J-fags made me decide against it."

by P. Kvachantiradze May 11, 2008

j lube

lubricant used by vets, also used for fisting

hey, man! put a bit of j lube in that asshole and get your hand deep in

by Churlos March 31, 2006