A state of extreme inebriation. The act of getting white girl wasted and losing all grasp of reality. One who exhibits loss of inhibitions and sometimes displays violent tendencies along with altered speech and mumbling rants.
Synonyms: hammered drunk, pirate eyed, shitfaced, wasted
Synonyms: hammered drunk, pirate eyed, shitfaced, wasted
I went to the bar last night and came home with no clothes, I was totally J Humped.
Let's all get J Humped and puke in the bushes!!
Getting J Humped makes one of my eyes close, I look like a friggn' pirate.
Let's all get J Humped and puke in the bushes!!
Getting J Humped makes one of my eyes close, I look like a friggn' pirate.
by Mr. Steak&Cheese August 5, 2011
Get the J Humpedmug. A term used usually by women describing a boy or man who acts like an asshole to them always. A j-hart usually cockblocks himself but can't even hook up with a girl who has one leg and or one arm, if he wants too! However, as much as a j-hart cockblocks himself he can actually get some from girls being over two hundred pounds. When seen with a j-hart you are usually categorized under a pothead, meathead, and nutner.
Zach: yo you are being a real j-hart hooking up with that fat girl on the stairs.
j-hart: nahh she was only over two hundred pounds and her face was pretty.
Zach: it really wasn't
j-hart: whatever...wanna go to the gym with me?
j-hart: nahh she was only over two hundred pounds and her face was pretty.
Zach: it really wasn't
j-hart: whatever...wanna go to the gym with me?
by looondon March 7, 2007
Get the j-hartmug. "snakes on a plane is such a dumbass name"
"shut your mouth son, sammy j refused to endorse a film called "flight 121" until the director changed the title to "snakes on a plane", which was an immense success.
did you also know it was sammy j to add the oscar grabbin "snakes on a plane" expletives?"
"no, i didn't"
"yeah, he changed it to - i have had it with these MOTHERFUCKIN snakes on this MOTHERFUCKIN plane!, instead of the original"
"pretty sweet"
"yeah...that sammmy j"
"shut your mouth son, sammy j refused to endorse a film called "flight 121" until the director changed the title to "snakes on a plane", which was an immense success.
did you also know it was sammy j to add the oscar grabbin "snakes on a plane" expletives?"
"no, i didn't"
"yeah, he changed it to - i have had it with these MOTHERFUCKIN snakes on this MOTHERFUCKIN plane!, instead of the original"
"pretty sweet"
"yeah...that sammmy j"
by psychotic_eagle September 17, 2008
Get the sammy Jmug. Mac: dude, last night i totally busted in the shower and j-wanged my girlfriend, it was funny as shit.
Charlie: you have problems.
Charlie: you have problems.
by the wheelman cometh April 21, 2011
Get the J-wangmug. Nut shaker. Males who loves coons. He is a Twover not a Twater. Male who likes to dress up as Harry Potter. Gaybasher. Loves yes on 8.
"I can't believe you are dating a Thomas J. He'll totally try to steal my coonskin hat."
"You shake your nuts?? You are SUCH a Thomas J."
"You shake your nuts?? You are SUCH a Thomas J."
by Mrs. Rosie G March 30, 2009
Get the Thomas J.mug. Amy: are you going to the dance?
Richard: FUCK YEAH!
Amy: ....okay, j/c
Chris: J/C!!!! I spilled soda on my keyboard!
Richard: FUCK YEAH!
Amy: ....okay, j/c
Chris: J/C!!!! I spilled soda on my keyboard!
by Nicole Shyong April 8, 2007
Get the j/cmug. A male that goes to a party and consumes cheetos excessively thus having a hard-core orange mustache then posing for pictures with drool on his chin
by Yummy Britches November 10, 2008
Get the J-Drizzlemug.