Internot

Refusal to use or have anything to do with the internet

From Newsradio:

Matthew: Beth, look at this.
Beth: Internet?
Matthew: Yeah.
Beth: InterNOT.

by Bryan O July 16, 2008

t'internet

"The internet", cleverly merged with each other, to form a Northern slur....

Pupil: Can I go on t'internet?
Mr Humphrey the Computer Legend: No! Goodbye!

by Bob June 28, 2004

international terrorism

N. A smokescreen used to distract the dumb majority from the fact that sadam was and is of no threat to the us. see weapons of mass destruction

Sadam had no weapons of mass destruction but we still went to war with iraq and made a mess.

by Clark May 24, 2004

international superhits

kick-ass CD by Green day that features most of their greatest hits from 1994-2001, such as Basket case, Welcome to paradise, time of your life and Warning. Sadly, the released songs from Shenanigans and American idiot can't be on there coz they weren't even written when this album came out. It also features three new songs and has a homosexual-ish album cover, but I don't give a shit.

Person: Oi, which green day album should I buy with my pocket money? Coz I like Nimrod but Dookie has more famous songs.
Moi: Buy the international superhits album, it has their best songs

by Sir Mike Rotch III January 23, 2005

Internet

The world's biggest repository of porn.

the internet is for porn.

by Ikin May 30, 2008

Internet high five

when two people chatting over the internet place their hands on the screen and high 5.

Guy1: i'd ask for an internet high five but i fear the rejection :(

Girl1: Aww i will

Guy1: 3 2 1 GO

Girl1: we are so cool

by dave anonymous davidson December 31, 2008

Internet black hole

When you get on the internet to do one little thing that won't take long, but then you see a link to something interesting, then something else, and before you know it you've spent three hours on your computer.

I meant to check my email then do some chores, but my email had Myspace updates and new videos on Hulu. I got sucked into an internet black hole.

by ViviWannabe January 27, 2010