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REI hippie douchebag

Outdoor enthusiasts that own REI clothing and equipment. They often will wear rain jackets/fleece, a pair of khakis and outdoor shoes(Merrells). They probably voted for Obama and have an Obama sticker on their Subaru.
In Anchorage, AK, REI is the mecca for all the hippie outdoor people. They flock here to buy overpriced equipment. Rain jacket/fleece, khakis, and outdoor shoe is the stamp for REI hippie douchebags in Anchorage.
by REI HIPPY DOUCHEBAG September 20, 2010
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aging hippie douchebag

A 40 something, bald-headed dumbass with a scraggly-ass ponytail and typically sports a tie-dye tee shirt and crooked glasses. More often than not, they never were a hippie in the first place. A lot like a straight up douchebag except they are always bald with a ponytail.
1. look at the aging hippie douchebag, God what a douche eh.
2. Check out the ponytail on that aging hippie douchebag, wtf.
by v.michael September 8, 2009
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hippy crack

"let's smoke some hippy crack and listen to dead records"
by totolehero April 19, 2005
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Gold Card Hippie

A rich person who thinks he or she is a hippie. A phony. They have hippie tendencies but always include modifications to ensure comfort and please their rich tastes. For instance, a Gold Card Hippie will only go to a Grateful Dead show if there is assigned seating and they have the most expensive seats and wear nicely pressed tie dyed shirts (which they only break out once a year) and try to dress like they don’t care with clothing from the most expensive designers. They generally can be seen at coffee houses drinking seven dollar coffee while surfing their incredibly expensive lap tops. They can also be seen at Whole Foods rudely blocking the food bar spending tremendous amounts of money on salads.
I went camping with Chad last weekend, that Gold Card Hippie brought an air mattress, his Wall Street Journal and a generator to power an air conditioner for the tent. I was so sickened by him, I gave him an Alabama Alarm Clock.
by Big Fizz March 31, 2010
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stoned like a hippy

To be high on marijuana like a member of the flower children.
Look at the guy over there. He is stoned like a hippy, as clearly indicated by his red eyes and easily-amused state.
by skrudge January 11, 2008
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hippy

derogatory name for someone from DAoC's Hibernia realm see hib & hippy
There's 5fg tree-hugging hippy scum zerging AMG in Odins
by Lloth July 27, 2003
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Hippie-Hipster-Hybrid

An individual who holds both the characterisitcs of a hippie and a hipster

Often possess the hippie core belief set of peace, love, non-violence, non-showering, non- 9-to-5.

Like your average hipster, their sense of identity is largely due to their membership in the unique, underground, indie culture (music and otherwise).

They also tend to identify with rock movements,poets, artists, and writers from the 60s

However, they're not likely to be as attuned to contemporary music, or identify with ironic hip-hop acts.

More deliberate sense of fashion, non-fashion, un-fashion, in-fashion, or clashion, then avg hippie. Less deliberate than hipster.

Does not only where second-hand items.

Their style is more deliberate than that of an authentic hippie, but more effortless than that of a hipster, whose style is more forced.

They're more likely to tend towards hippie drugs such as LSD, Marijuana, Or Magic Mushrooms. However, most hippie-hipster-hybrids are no stranger to cocaine or mdma either.

Differ from the avg hipster in that the HHH is more likely to be found doing jobs like tree-planting across Canada, as opposed to working at their local hipster coffee joint. They're also more likely to be truly unshowered/unkempt rather than just feigning this.
They will likely where little-to-no makeup.

Even if they're feigning their unkemptness it, they do it with skill and expertise so as to fool even the keenest eyes.
"Liz has facebook! I never would have guessed! Let's creep her! What's doing this summer?"

"Yeah but she never updates it. She's tree-planting again - says it's hard work but she loves the memories."

"Figures. God she is gorgeous. I love her style."

"Yeah. I love her perpetual bed-head, she doesn't even wear makeup. Jealous."

"I wish I could be a hippie like her."

"I'd say she's more of a hipster, that shirt and belt are definitely from Urban Outfitters."

"Right. But look at her in this pic from Shambala, and she definitely wore that same shirt like all weekend."

"True... I guess she's a hippie...

"....hipster..."

Both: "Hippie-Hipster-Hybrid!"
by theshlaay May 10, 2019
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