Dogs and horses

When you talk utter bollocks, that makes no sense too the person you are talking to.

"Hey, I love God!"
"woaahhh! You talk dogs and horses!"

by The almighty clown man May 15, 2009

horse collar

Inserting penis into mouth of an unsuspecting victim, and then tightly wrapping one's legs around their head. Bonus points for performing while victim is standing up.

I horse collared Ed while he was sleeping, he woke up to quite a shock.

by Max Turtles September 11, 2010

Water the horses

1. Spending a long night hydrating yourself, with alcohol.

We bought a case of Keystone. Time to water the horses.

by Frank Skoggman Zombo February 28, 2011

Crazy Horse

Best bar in Singapore, full of top quality Eye Candy, all desprate to let you play with them.

Mr B is drinking in the Crazy Horce again ..........

by BigDipper November 06, 2003

horse knuckle

An extremely large bulge protruding from the female genital area while she is wearing pants. Also see camel toe.

This nasty chick at the bar had a really big horse knuckle and i couldnt stop staring at it.

by Andrew Stump August 30, 2005

Dark Horse

A sexual act where one naked man sits on another mans hairy back in the riding position and jerks him off from underneath, and just before climaxing the 'horse' is forced to neigh and the 'jockey' shits all down his back, making a tail.

"Yo Steve we're doing the dark horse tonight."

"Please noo..."

"Please yes big boy"

by JohnEBlaze August 02, 2009

Horse on me

An unorthodox method of asking someone to shit (take a dump) on you. Horse is substituted for Shit.

Hoszie: Suck me off
Dalla: HORSE ON MY CHEST

Willie: Eat my ass
Dalla: HORSE ON ME

by Dalla June 16, 2004