The Crazy Horse

The act of licking one's own dick.

Guy 1: What are you doing?
Guy 2: Oh, I'm just lickin' my dick. It's called the crazy horse; you gotta look it up.

by Todd Gaines January 9, 2011

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Water the horses

1. Spending a long night hydrating yourself, with alcohol.

We bought a case of Keystone. Time to water the horses.

by Frank Skoggman Zombo March 14, 2011

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horse collar

Inserting penis into mouth of an unsuspecting victim, and then tightly wrapping one's legs around their head. Bonus points for performing while victim is standing up.

I horse collared Ed while he was sleeping, he woke up to quite a shock.

by Max Turtles September 11, 2010

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Crazy Horse

Best bar in Singapore, full of top quality Eye Candy, all desprate to let you play with them.

Mr B is drinking in the Crazy Horce again ..........

by BigDipper November 6, 2003

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horse knuckle

An extremely large bulge protruding from the female genital area while she is wearing pants. Also see camel toe.

This nasty chick at the bar had a really big horse knuckle and i couldnt stop staring at it.

by Andrew Stump September 6, 2005

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A sexual act where one naked man sits on another mans hairy back in the riding position and jerks him off from underneath, and just before climaxing the 'horse' is forced to neigh and the 'jockey' shits all down his back, making a tail.

"Yo Steve we're doing the dark horse tonight."

"Please noo..."

"Please yes big boy"

by JohnEBlaze August 2, 2009

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