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Harry Hackenbauer

A term used to fob off your kids as an explanation for where you are going and who you are going to see. Warning: This explanation only works with children under 3 and retards.
Child: Where are you going?
Parent: To see Harry Hackenbauer (really going to a ravin sex orgy)
Child: Oh okay see ya
by Floydiandream August 23, 2009
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Garry Harkering

When a person adds someone on Facebook solely because he/she finds them attractive. Even though they do not live in the same city, have friends in common, or have ever seen this person in real life.
Garry: " Hey."
Beautiful girl: " Ello, who the hell are you? lol"
Innocent bystander: " Man... He be Garry Harkering."
by Cacacacaaaaachris March 14, 2011
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Olivia Hackett

Original; Likes to care and nurture people. Lives for herself. Reliable, dependable, never a liar. A true person. Never fake. And beautiful. She;s never a let down. She's inspirational and takes life as a crazy adventure. Regrets nothing, and "no matter what" she'll stay by your side.
Claire: Ahh her hair isn't red anymore!
Hannah: She's still beautiful
Megan: Olivia Hackett, is still beautiful without red hair, especially when she sings with garlic bread.
by realtalkfrommeg August 22, 2011
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Sandra Heckert

Someone who likes to trap himself under the covers while he farts gassy smells. Even though the smell is terrifying, he feels accomplished when the fart lasts more than a minute.
Damn that Sandra Heckert, he can really make me laugh!
by Antimorphatogasis May 27, 2014
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churro hocker

One who enjoys hocking the churro i.e smoking chode, polishing the knob, or just plain old sucking cock
Henery is the biggest churro hocker, he just never stops I swear to God.
by Mr.Twang July 13, 2014
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dallas harker

"Dallas Harker" is another word for ugly faggot who has a pedo mustache
why your being a dallas harker
by FLUXY MAN December 27, 2015
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cock hawker

A male organ's "lugi" after the climax of pleasure.
I awkwardly walked in on Frank as his last cock hawker hit his sticky keyboard.
by Laydown89 September 19, 2016
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