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Canadian flicker gooning

Canadian flicker gooning is a technique in which lumberjacks pour maple syrup on their dih and while straight up jorking it they use the tip of their axes so flick it. the technique is so effective that a boy named johnny Appleseed accidentally impregnated 20,000 people (including men) while using it
by garythegreat322342331 June 23, 2025
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Goon

People who dont care and people who dont listen to the nay sayers. Their different and unique in their own ways and will be something in the world
I love Mya shes such a goon. I can def see her being a successful person
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Moon Gooning

A Texan nocturnal adventure ritual held during the full moon, characterized by a unique blend of moonlit exploration and communal bonding. Participants gather under the expansive Texas sky to embrace the night, engaging in activities such as camping, storytelling, and indulging in local cuisine, all bathed in the mystical glow of the moon.

Originating from the Lone Star State, Moon Gooning celebrates the rugged beauty of the Texan landscape and fosters a sense of community. It's a way for individuals to connect with nature, each other, and the vastness of the Texas night. This term embodies the Texan spirit of adventure and camaraderie, creating unforgettable memories under the enchanting light of the moon.
Person 1: "What are your plans for the weekend?"
Person 2: "Oh, we're going Moon Gooning out near Big Bend. It's gonna be epic—campfires, starry skies, and good ol' Texas vibes."
by Hilarious Harry November 19, 2023
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Gooning

Gooning is when you edge for more than 5 hours.
: That guy has been edging for at least 5 hours

: Yeah, hes gooning.
by watermelonenjoyer December 22, 2023
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goon

someone who is succumbed to be of thy disturbing nature.

Disturbing, provoking, uneducated, egoful, disgusting
Mike D : “ This gooch got ur nigga stuck”

The whole 7 seas : “This young manwoman has succumbed to the goonizm 😖”
by realnigglet April 20, 2024
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Goons

a person who can be used for personal benefit
Kathy: I need help with my math WebWorK... Better call one of my goons!"
by porkchops102 February 13, 2014
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Goon Fed

a man or woman that lives their lives drinking cask wine.
Bro you'r so goon fed
by bugeymcbongsnstuf March 23, 2017
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