gift of youth

any person that seems to physically age very slowly.

Person 1: WTF it says here that Person 3 is 56 years old!
Person 2: Person 3 is indeed 56 years old
Person 1: Dude, Person 3 looks like he's only in his mid-30's.
Person 2: He has the gift of youth.

by FoxNews October 8, 2015

Giffy

This is what I came up with to hide a major insult, not having heard of or read these other definitions. Someone on FB asked what I meant by Giffy, and I said take out the if and whatcha got? G.F.Y.! Go Flip Yourself! But F doesn't stand for Flip.

Dumb, thin-skinned bitch, Juanita: How dare you make such a rude comment about my hastily prepared meal and say that it looks like the shit they feed prisoners in GITMO!
Me: You can't take a joke? Well you know what you can do, right? Giffy!

by Mr. Smiley ;-) October 8, 2021

free gift

Best friend and sidekick of Deadeye. Has a logical mind and a bad smell. Overall, not quite as impressive as Deadeye.

Free gift is the quiet young man assisting the striking gentleman.

by Jenni the Death Slut May 8, 2006

free gift

A free gift is oral sex with no expectations of getting some back.

Fundo offered his girlfriend a free gift because he did not want her to see the pimple on his balls.

by authOOr June 26, 2006

Perfect Gift

Alternative to flowers, but with odor of similar calibre.

The perfect gift leaves no one to query the boundaries of interpersonal communication

by angelique van engelen December 1, 2007

Granny Gift Wrap

A granny wrapped gift or pressent is a pressent that is almost impossibe to open due to it being coated in scotch tape. The only way to unwrap a 'granny gift wrap' is to hack at it with scissors until you are able to get your fingers in, and rip it open.

A Granny Gift Wrap is an inaccessable gift due to excessive use of scellotape!

by Cookie-Dude-123 December 24, 2008

God's gift to males

A female that thinks there are a higher number of males that are obsessed with sex than there are actually are, because her body is an irresistible gift to all males and females, since the beginning of time. A female that thinks all males owe any happiness or success in life to a female, and that to disagree is shaming a female's body, or sexism.

You'd be nothing without her, she's God's gift to males.

by Solid Mantis January 7, 2021