This Derek is your father, he loves you. He's a dick at some times, but still loves you. Don't be afraid to give him a hug.
by Father Derek March 12, 2022
Get the I'm Your Father Derek mug.A bunch of crybaby-a** mid-18th-century rich-bug dudes who kept slaves and generally behaved disgracefully in their personal lives, but who still wanted to be free of the tyranny of England --- primarily for their own selfish financial sakes, though, not for the love of John Q. Public.
John Hancock realized how weak-willed and cowardly most of the minuscule-signature-scrawling signers of the Declaration of Independence were, and so he wrote his own name in huge letters to show King George how much bolder he was than most of the other wimpy foundling fathers.
by QuacksO September 3, 2019
Get the foundling fathers mug.Catchphrase from the TV series Father Ted. When someone is caught stealing and they insist that the money was just resting in their account.
"Dave, can you give us an update on that guy who was abusing his power of attorney to steal from his grandmother?"
"Yeah, he was arrested and tried to use the Father Ted defence"
"really? how stupid does he think we are?"
"Yeah, he was arrested and tried to use the Father Ted defence"
"really? how stupid does he think we are?"
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