The English death

Death by taking a dump out of a window (mostly not done in a sober state), overall located higher than the second floor, losing balance, and falling down onto the pedestrian walkway.

John: I'm so sorry to hear that Ed died... What happened?
Ed's mom: He died the English death...
John: I guess he couldn't make it to toilet then.

by Ruebenizer September 30, 2013

English Class

Where all the double digit iq reject fucks go to teach, because theyre too braindead to actually teach a real class or subject

id rather kill myself than go to english class tomorrow

by toejerk October 9, 2023

Big English

A genuine big gentleman who says what he wants without thinking , can easily insult and piss off feefee big time

Big English strikes again

by Big mark g October 10, 2023

English girl

Also known as English-lover, English-loving girl
Loves the language English, very possibly a bookworm and logophile, language enthusiast,

uses long words
Probably has really good English grades

(Can alternatively mean a girl from England)

Some say "every Math boy needs his English girl", do you agree?
That girl who gets straight A+ in English...she's obviously an English girl

by anonymous October 19, 2023

English Language School

lund school benchod

bro 1 :BRO YOU GO TO ENGLISH LANGUAGE SCHOOL
bro 2: yeah my teacher is lund masood

by travis scooter October 25, 2023

Full English

A sexual encounter that starts out quite civilized, but you wake up in the morning to find your duvet has been stolen.

He told me in his charming accent that he worked as an intern at the British Museum. How was I to know he’d end up giving me the Full English?

by Cheeerio December 24, 2023

English Muffin

A man with a hat and beard who inappropriately friendly with dogs that he meets in parks.

There is no requirement that they be English. Person or dog.

You see that English Muffin over there befriending our dog?

by ManWithHatAndBeard December 27, 2023