Elephant Goo

When one tries to say I love you across a room, Elephant Goo is the perfect back up in case she/he doesn't love you back

Steve: *miming* I love you
Mark: What?
Steve: I said Elephant Goo

by Prophecy877 December 9, 2013

Elephantpus

The offspring of an elephant and a platypus that lives in the Amazon and is raised by Mary Poppins

Bob: Oh my gosh! Look it's an Elephantpus!
Fred: Look it's Mary Poppins!!!

Jimmy: Ride that Elephantpus, Mary, ride it!!!!

by THE AMAZING JULIA May 18, 2014

Elephant Man Movie Syndrome

What happens when a person watches a movie "based" on a true story and believes everything that happened in that movie is actually true.

The fact that many people think that Joseph Merrick's name was actually John Merrick is a case of Elephant Man Movie Syndrome.

by everythingannoysme April 30, 2014

Elephant promises

When you keep promising people that you're gonna do something but in reality you're not sure that you can keep it but you promise it anyway.

Jack keeps saying he'll make it to the party but it just sounds like elephant promises.

by Smithsonian Scratch November 21, 2014

Elephant eyes

The scars of male injection drug users who shoot up into their groin

My veins be all gone due to shooting them damn pills, now I got the elephant eyes

by Dr Merkin May 25, 2015

Elephant in a Dryer

A behavior women are irresistably attracted to in which a male suitor spins his flacid penis repeatedly while making elephant noises for effect.

The motion of the penis invokes a mental image of an elephant spinning around in a dryer, thus arousing the female into initiating sexual contact and ovulating uncontrollably.

Hey you!

(whips it out)
ELEPHANT IN A DRYER!

Female says "TAKE ME NOW!"

by ShartyPants July 3, 2015

elephant pain

To inflict a beating on someone that leaves a scar. A pain that they won't forget in a hurry. As in Elephants never forget

He Dissed my Bitch so I give this fool some elephant pain

by The Tw1ns March 16, 2016