Eating at Mona's

Discrete reference to oral sex used in professional or formal social settings, or when you want to say something with a little more class than "eating pussy." Any name may be used, but Mona - as in moan - helps eliminate uncertainty. Variations include 'Dining Out/Eating Out at Mona's' or 'Getting takeout from Mona's.'

BIll (talking to Mike at office staff meeting): Hey, Mike, sorry I missed your call last night, I was eating at Mona's and couldn't get to the phone.

by CaliforniaYankee88 June 4, 2018

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Eating Crust

Eating crust is when you’re fuckin a bitch, and she gets truffle butter on her pussy, from when you were doing anal before, and then you eat the truffle butter. Straight up

Are you gonna finish that crust?
I love eating your crust.
Eating crust is always the last thing I do after sex.

by Crustboy247 December 20, 2017

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Eating club

The eating clubs at Princeton University are bougie ass houses (basically frats/srats but with an elitist Ivy-League label) where the majority of Princeton upperclassmen eat their meals, hang out, and party. Half the clubs are bicker (selection process) and the other are sign-in.

"Dude what eating club are you gonna join?"
"Idk bro, probably the one with the hottest chicks or whichever one gives me clout"

"Omg are you in Theta??????? I LOVE your shoes"
"Thank you! You're totally getting hosed from my club for being so fake. XOxo let's me friends"

by goldfisheater101 January 19, 2020

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