Eating at Mona's

Discrete reference to oral sex used in professional or formal social settings, or when you want to say something with a little more class than "eating pussy." Any name may be used, but Mona - as in moan - helps eliminate uncertainty. Variations include 'Dining Out/Eating Out at Mona's' or 'Getting takeout from Mona's.'

BIll (talking to Mike at office staff meeting): Hey, Mike, sorry I missed your call last night, I was eating at Mona's and couldn't get to the phone.

by CaliforniaYankee88 June 4, 2018

Eating club

The eating clubs at Princeton University are bougie ass houses (basically frats/srats but with an elitist Ivy-League label) where the majority of Princeton upperclassmen eat their meals, hang out, and party. Half the clubs are bicker (selection process) and the other are sign-in.

"Dude what eating club are you gonna join?"
"Idk bro, probably the one with the hottest chicks or whichever one gives me clout"

"Omg are you in Theta??????? I LOVE your shoes"
"Thank you! You're totally getting hosed from my club for being so fake. XOxo let's me friends"

by goldfisheater101 January 19, 2020

Margar-eat

Verb: When you go out to drink margaritas and eat delicious Mexican inspired food.

Are we margar-eating tonight?

When we go to Salt and Lime to margar-eat, we are never disappointed.

by Rileythebest December 31, 2020

second eats

A noun which describes the sensation one encounters after throwing up in their own mouth and hiding said fact by swallowing their vomit.

“Gross, brah! I shouldn’t have had so much sushi at that all-U-can-eat buffet.. I just got me some second eats, mang!”

A: “Ulanda.. did you just G.E.R.D. again?”
G: “S’all good. It’s just second eats. No biggie.”

by Miss.Class.Ass June 30, 2011

Eat the bear

The act of 'motorboating' a man's hairy chest. Gaining his scent. Immersing yourself in his must.

Girl 1: he's so hairy, it's sexy af
Girl 2: did you eat the bear?
Girl 1: OMG I wanted to!

by Minibreebee June 26, 2018

Eat Concrete

Jumping from a building to commit suicide.

"Apparently her friend Ate Concrete yesterday.."

"Eat Concrete, bitch!"

by Meik0 May 23, 2022

bottom eating

An act where you have a partner sit on your face while you try to eat crusted fecal matter from the anus

I tried bottom eating my girlfriend, i can't get the taste of crap out of my mouth.

by Spingeboll April 28, 2014