Erectacular

A phrase used to describe and exceptionally hot woman

My God! she is erectacular! i think im pitching a tent

by JacobsCracker December 3, 2009

Erectabahuma

The act of getting a spontaneous erection.

When I was sitting in math class, I had received an erectabahuma. I quickly had to hide my erection behind my books to prevent embarrassment.

by Callie Shion February 24, 2011

Erectile disappointment

When you are keen to have some sexual activity with your partner, but she then tells you something that makes you lose your erection immediately

I was all ready to go this morning with Maria, but then she said her mother was coming around and I got erectile disappointment

I was keen to have sex with Maria, but she said she had to go shoe shopping and I got erectile disappointment

by E. Rectifier January 25, 2012

erectococktis

to have a boner

dude that girl totaly gave me erectococktis

by a chill dude November 3, 2011

erectcraft

being so excited to play the internet/xbox 360 arcade game MINECRAFT, one gets an erection.

Person: "I have such an erectcraft right now, that I must go home and play MINECRAFT."

by bobby cobby June 30, 2012

erectorily

Pertaining to sexual excitement or satisfaction.

Erectorily speaking, her ass was as satisfying as Snickers.

by StangEater November 6, 2013

Erectile Endfuncntion

The immediate erection when it is the end of your job or school. Your brain gives you an erection because it knows you will watch porn and masturbate when you get home.

Guy 1: I can finally get home.
Guy 2: Wait, are you going to watch porn and masturbate?
Guy 1: Yes, how did you know?
Guy 2: Well because you have Erectile endfuncntion.
Guy 1: Oh cool.
Guy 2: No, it's not cool.

by SomeRandomSmartAss February 14, 2014