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Discordian

A person that smells like a stoink & stays on the free voice, video, and text chatting app Discord 24/7.
Does he ever get off his computer?! Like go outside and touch some grass, you fuckin’ discordian.
by smoothbrainkilla February 20, 2022
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mfs that spend their entire life on discord and have never touched grass in their life
sheluvsdevin!: im opening google maps, snackrunner you should join my stream

snackrunner: naw this dude a discordian fr
by mannyily April 9, 2022
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discordian

somebody who spends their whole day on discord and doesn't get off

an discordian is also someone who edates
discordian : yo ma , u wanna be my girl?

youngboyfan1234 : no yb hit
by niadisabled April 12, 2022
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Discord desktop user

Someone who always has their discord opened in the background on their computer, so their status is always green. Despite their always online status, they are often the type of user who rarely checks their DMs, or just outright ignores your messages.
Trying to talk to a discord desktop user is as hard as getting a cat to take a bath.
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Discord moderator

A middle aged man or woman who lives in their mom’s basement also a online predator who preys on 6-15 yr old girls or boys.
S/O: Did you hear about (INSERT DISCORD MODERATOR’S NAME) ? Y/N: Yeah, I didn’t know he was a discord moderator. He also has a foot fetish
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discord mommy

Desespoir
Desespoir, my discord mommy <3
by syicide June 23, 2022
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Discord User Syndrome

The Discord User Syndrome (DUS) is a syndrome that is gained by actively using the application Discord. Symptoms include having absolutely zero game, being a discord mod, a sudden increase of weight and becoming a femboy. The Syndrome is usually treated with uninstalling the application and touching grass.
Person 1: Didn't Max get all the bitches?
Person 2: No, he has zero game now. I heard he uses Discord now.
Person 1: Guess he got Discord User Syndrome.
by urnotyuri October 7, 2022
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