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Digital Screen ED

Modern condition where excessive screen time of digital media (Phones, Computers, and TVs) contributes to poor arousal, dopamine burnout, or Erectile Dysfunction.
Bro, these girls on the TL are giving me digital screen ED.
by MisterKnows December 15, 2025
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The Amazing Digital Circus

An animated "comedy" show created by gooseworx
guy 1: Yo bro you wanna watch the amazing digital circus?
guy2: No nigga what the fuck is wrong with you
by FireDemon0313 April 8, 2025
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Digitally Handicapped

Someone who is unable to handle the modern digital world. A digitally handicapped person choses to live in an analog world and has trouble keeping up with the modern digital world.

A digitally handicapped person can't operate anything digital and have trouble understanding the basic concepts of the digital world like websites and apps.

Digitally handicapped people might try to go digital at some point but are most prone to phishing or social engineering attacks. Boomers who have recently created a Facebook account may or may not be in in this category.

This does not include people who understand the digital world and then choose to be offline for privacy reasons to limit digital footprints.
Person 1: Hey, checkout this app I made for making appointments with doctors online. Isn't it cool?
Person 2: What's an app?
Person 3 to Person 1: Show me, don't worry about him, person 1 is digitally handicapped.
by GShacklebolt January 15, 2021
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digital network

Digitally comprised, compromised and enhanced networking
Join a digital network if you will, as a quirk.
by Hercolena Oliver February 24, 2009
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Digital Constipation

Having to wait to upload pictures on social media due to lack of internet connectivity
''For goodness sake Sally, we need to find Wifi to upload these selfies, I'm beginning to get digital constipation"
by Jazzersey September 18, 2017
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Digital Charisma

Ability to attract sexual interest solely through the use of social media.
That dude has so much digital charisma, I’m gonna slide into his dm’s.
by Danthemanctionary July 12, 2018
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