by Jmj123 March 19, 2025

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by anonymous September 25, 2022

An old soul trapped in a young boy's body. The soul wants to be free and make love to carrots but the body is still developing brain cells that can actually work. Simply a weirdo.
"he's ugly and a bit of a weirdo"
"yeah his name is Diego"
"that explains it"
"cool"
"bye now"
"bye"
"yeah his name is Diego"
"that explains it"
"cool"
"bye now"
"bye"
by severus cornelius February 15, 2018

If you’ve EVER met a Mexican; chances are, Diego is his cousin. Diego is that one bigger Mexican that sits in the corner of your Mexican Family reunion, and you lowkey feel bad for him because he’s chopped and chunky. In public, you smile at him because of how bad you feel for him, and you feel like you have to because his father is the wealthiest member of the family, so essentially, it’s a respect thing. Diego also has a white friend with him at all times, and you suspect he’s embarrassed of his own race; might even be bisexual.
Me: Wow! I saw Diego today.
You: Who’s that again?
Me: Our weird Cousin. The bigger one.
You: Awwwww; feel bad for the guy.
You: Who’s that again?
Me: Our weird Cousin. The bigger one.
You: Awwwww; feel bad for the guy.
by TheBeast is least September 18, 2025
