Deuce Juice

When you’re jerking off while you’re taking a shit and you bust a nut as the turd is half out.

Duuude I finally did it ! I Deuce Juiced ! Didnit at the right time!

by Tunaman801 February 21, 2018

oon-deuce-niner

also known as a big gulp slurpee

Customer "how much is this slurpee?"
Chailott "brotha, it be a oon-deuce niner"

by g-birdman March 29, 2003

Club Deuce

(klub dûs)
n.

1. a place to go number two
2. a night club in South Beach

Yo, I just ate a monster burrito that earned me V.I.P. entry to Club Deuce tonight.

john, crapper, privy

by JCsuperstar December 21, 2006

Deuce of Hazzard

To deficate while sliding across the hood of an automobile leaving a streak of excrement behind

That loser thinks he's got the coolest car so I did a deuce of Hazzard on it last night.

by Cletuscrow February 09, 2015

Now that's how you drop a Deuce

Similar to a Mic Drop. The statement one says when doing something really well especially in competition.

damn! that' guys on fire! Now that's how you drop a deuce!

by Raina Rayne September 23, 2018

Desk Deuce

After your boss has gone for the day, you take a shit in his top desk draw, lock it and taking away the key.
Than you proceed to write him an email letting him know you are resigning and today is your last day.

John resigned today but left his boss a Desk Deuce as great appreciation for the learning experience.

by Squirrel Murphy August 27, 2009

Deuce canoe

When your turd lays on the bowl, goes down into the water, and then comes back out of the bowl like how a canoe floats on water.

Tom: OMG. I just dropped a deuce canoe.
Jim: A....what?
Tom: A massive deuce so big that needed its own paddle.

by LT1VegaGT December 31, 2019