douged

To tell someone you will be at a certain place at a certain time, but not be there for some time later, leaving the aforementioned person to sit and wait.

I told Steve I'd pick him up at the bus stop at 3. Its already 4, I really douged him.

by komaresh July 26, 2004

Dougie Downer

In correlation with "Debbie Downer." A term used to describe a male who is being a downer. Also used to define any male possessing any negative traits such as being cheap, anti-social, apprehensive, and downright aggravating to be around. They don't take many risks and they are normally scared to do anything that bends the rules. Someone being a Dougie Downer is someone you can't have any fun with.

Mike, stop being such a Dougie Downer man, you sound like you have a stick up your butt.

by Anti-Downer Regulator July 20, 2010

The Pillsbury Dough Boy Rape

pretty self explanitory...to have sex with someone in there bellybutton with your finger when they dont wanna be poked

The Pillsbury Dough boy Rape is still legal in many countries but it is illegal for wunders to do it

by Dylowned September 25, 2005

Doughman

One who is mean, sarcastic and eats alot of dough.

DBr is such a Doughman!!

by Hannah Nie June 17, 2007

dougan

Anything small and annoying...especially small animals such as chihuahua's, jack russels and fish dogs. If they bark or yip they're dougan.

Gee whiz Nick gypo Semi is a little dougan!

by wognuccio August 26, 2007

Michael Douglas

A term used to refer to the the Class A drug MDMA.

Have you brought Michael Douglas along with you? I'm gonna hit the Douglas hard tonight in Ibiza.

by BigTspoon July 12, 2012

jam doughnut

1. A jam filled, sugar coated cooked edible item of dough.

2. When a girl is fellating a man, upon ejaculation, the penis is removed from the mouth and the semen covers her face. At this point she will probably close her eyes to avoid the sting, which is the sign to punch her square on the nose and take a photograph. For perfect JD'ing, wait a few seconds for the redness to appear.

The red blood represents the jam, and the semen is the doughnut and icing.

1. "That dude's so fat."
"Yeah, but he IS eating an entire bucket of jam doughnuts, he's my idol."
"He's basically a jam doughnut."

2. "Dude, I JD'd my girl the other night."
"Really?! That's awesome! What did she do?"
"Called the cops."

by Blenks May 28, 2006