Dorito Cereal

Dorito Cereal is the new stoner food!!!! The birth of this meal was on September 15, 2014 in Shairi Stanley's apartment kitchen. The ingredients consist of:
Doritos (any flavor)
Velveta nacho cheese
Seasoned Ground Beef (optional)

Rotel
Sour Cream (optional)
Jalapeños (optional)

Shairi: I have serious munchies...
Inner Shairi: You got nacho cheese and meat in the fridge.
Shairi: Oh shit yea! And I got jalapeños and sour cream.
Inner Shairi: And Doritos!
Shairi: But no clean plates!
Inner Shairi: Mix all that shit up and eat it!

Shairi: Fuck yea! It looks like cereal, Dorito Cereal!!!!

by Rashad B. September 15, 2014

dora blind

When somebody cant see something right in front of them and they ask for help

Clara was dora blind, the keys were right in front of her, yet she asked to Doctor

by DontBeComplatin April 4, 2015

Dorkche

Part dork, part douche.

San Francisco is becoming overrun by dorkches.

by buttony August 15, 2015

dork war

Any odd competition that is only cared about by the competitors.

"Bill & Mike are battling at Pokemon today!" "Yeah, it's quite the dork war."

by jiaco October 6, 2015

Dorch

A man with a belly big enough to cover his pecker during a rain. Short for dick porch.

I'm going to kick you square in the dorch!

by RevolutionMusic Dave September 3, 2016

dorito queef

When a pussy farts out dust.

Your mom is so old her pussy is full of Dorito queefs.

by dr dorito August 12, 2016

doraine

Doraine is the perfect friend u could just dream of, she will always be the GG (goody goody) in the squad or the friendship u have with her.
OMG Doraine is super smart at everything, she will always be number 1 she might not know how much u appreciate her and love ur friend ship but it over the moon.

Doraine is a 1 in a million and a PIZZA lover

by cookie153 May 31, 2016