Incest Cousin

A cousin that one has sexual intercourse with.

"I heard you've been seeing your cousin."
"Yeah, we're incest cousins."

by westvirginia December 22, 2016

Canadian Cousin

When you and someone else have both gotten to second base with the same person.

Not to be confused with Eskimo Brother or Eskimo Sisters, in which the two people have had sex with the same person. Or with Minnesotian Twins, in which two people have simply kissed the same person.

Steve: Dude I was making out with Nikki yesterday and she let me put my hand under her shirt.
Evan: No way! I got to second base with her last week.
Steve: Canadian Cousins!
*high five*

by NotAnImposter December 21, 2016

De-cousin

Disowning your cousin

I told my cousin that i will de-cousin him if he lies to me again

by Bush knife bobby April 19, 2018

Clout Cousins

2 niggas that think they are cool but are completely retarted

Look at those clout cousins
I dated my clout cousins

by thin mints r good May 27, 2018

ur cousin be fussin

The worst insult of all time.

Bob: You're mom gay
Steve: Your dad lesbian
Bob: Your granny tranny
Steve: Your grandpap a trap
Bob: Your brother a mother
Steve: Your niece obese
Bob: Your family tree LGBT
Steve: Don't make me do it.
Bob: Do it!
Steve: Your cousin be fussin
(Bob then explodes, barely leaving Steve alive)

by XxDiamondDavidxX May 29, 2018

brother cousins

The offspring of uncle dads. In other words “keeping it in the family”

I got to see my uncle dad today and see my brother cousins.

by EBLikeThat March 10, 2018

Your cousin a dyke

A phrase that has to be used as a last resort, as it is extremely dangerous. The insult to end all lower insults like "your mom gay" and "your granny tranny".

John: your mum gay
Carl: QUIET
John: ha, your granny granny
Carl: your cousin a dyke

Nothing more is heard as the very fibre of the universe is rended apart and Kermit the frog gets reborn as a large giant powerpuff Elmo.

by xynoxis May 12, 2018