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Coon bait

When a disc golfer shows up to the course wreaking of marijuana and whiskey. This disc golfer then falls over on every shot and throws all his discs into water hazards, known as coon bait!
Parker had the shittiest game of disc golf today, all he was throwing was coon bait!
mugGet the Coon baitmug.

Coon

That girl is such a coon she went with the whole football squad
by YO MOMS TWOT June 9, 2018
mugGet the Coonmug.

Coon

According to Mr. Hudson, a buddy or pal. Anyone can be a coon
Cohen is a coon
by Huudywuudy March 11, 2019
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Loot Coon

A loot coon is a sect or Loot whoring that is incredibly self centered.
"Joe Schmo Bimbobob" Yo mark i need meds i'm low on health.
"Mark Henry Klein" Nah i'm all out
*later*
*Mark Henry Klein Dies*
*Teammates looting body of Mark Henry Klein*
"Joe Schmo Bimbobob" You fucking Loot Coon I needed those meds earlier
"Mark Henry Klein" Fuck you I needed it for later
by CallMeManaMan February 16, 2019
mugGet the Loot Coonmug.

coon scootin'

We went coon scootin' last night and made a few bucks to buy some cigarettes.
by Zach Simbug June 9, 2018
mugGet the coon scootin'mug.

Fort Coon

A distant cousin of its kin from Maine, Fort Coon cats originate from the Dallas-Fort Worth area. The first Fort Coon Leroy was born in 2023 and soon after selected a Fort Worth native as its provider. Like Maine Coons, Fort Coons are affectionate and playful but also known to keep their primary provider in check.
That Fort Coon really knows how to keep its humyn under control.
Leroy is a tuxedo Fort Coon cat.
Leroy the Fort Coon has a deep understanding of philosophy and shares ancestry with Henri the famous French philosopher cat.
by chaivalla March 23, 2024
mugGet the Fort Coonmug.

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