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captain condom

A person who's father should have used a condom. Or defiantly should have pulled out.
Joe is such a captain condom. I bet his father wished he used one .
by Broutiful August 22, 2016
mugGet the captain condommug.

Condom

Something my parents made the mistake of not using
Your parents should have used the condom
by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 December 22, 2020
mugGet the Condommug.

spaghetti in a condom

A solution you can't accept, to a problem you will never understand.

Derived from a video where someone filled a condom with spaghetti and water then tied it off. Then they took the condom and put it in a kettle and boiled it. After it was so over cooked it became one congealed mess, they dump the now one GIANT condom noodle into a bowel and put an ungodly amount of ketchup on it.

Everything about it is wrong, none of it makes sense to do it that way, you will NEVER be able to figure out the thought pattern that arrived at that solution, and you won't understand the circumstances that led up to THAT being the answer to said problem.
"What the fuck are you trying to say?! You're trying to make spaghetti in a condom son!"
by puppetstring55 July 28, 2021
mugGet the spaghetti in a condommug.

condom

Something that makes sucking hard.
The thing men use if the woman doesn't want his firehose up her pussy.
The thing men use if the woman doesn't want fussing children.
Woman: Did you bring the condom?
Man: Ohhhh i forgot it....
Woman: Well im not letting your ding dong up my pussy then...
Man: Fine.... I'll go run to the store.
Woman: While you're there, bye 20... Ive already put sex in my calendar for the rest of the month.
Man: got it!
by cowtopus January 9, 2023
mugGet the condommug.

business condoms

An in-ear piece that lets other people in the office know you're uninterested in interacting with others. Business Condoms block you from receiving unnecessary and unwanted verbal ideas and diseases. Most commonly known as Apple iPhone headphones (the Trojans of business condoms).
Andrew: Taylor, take out your business condoms and listen to me.

Taylor: (removes headphones)
by Tmoney2288 November 3, 2017
mugGet the business condomsmug.

Condom

Something that is latext and gose on the penise before having sex so it can catch the cum so she dont get prego
Im not ready to have a kind lets use a condom
mugGet the Condommug.

sexy condom

sexy condom is when your mother beats you up so hard you start having sex with your condom
Tobi: yo wassup getrenv
Getrenv: hello sexy condom ;)
Barney: I just peak into my sister's room ;)
by Meg DeStoop July 6, 2020
mugGet the sexy condommug.

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