Clever Effect

A bizarre sequence of events that happens after you consume a Clever branded product. The Clever Effect

Станимир: Вие искате да ни изнасилите нали?

Педофил: Не аз имам малка пишка

Станимир: Може ли да видим?

Педофил: Да ето

Георги: Не моля ти се не... тва е Clever Effect

by Georgi Ot Siropitalishteto February 25, 2021

kleenex clean up

what a male has to do after he masterbates. Grab some kleenex and clean himself up.

hey, what are your plans for tonight?? Well about 9:00, I'm gonna watch some porn for about an hour, then a little kleenex clean up, have a smoke, and then its off to bed for me!!

by doc hargrove August 16, 2006

Room-Clearer

A Room-Clearer is a person who passes wind quite frequently, and often noticably, in public places. Many people feel pity for this person, but many also choose to avoid him/her.

Annie: Hey, why isn't anyone sitting next to Kyler?
Mark: He's a room-clearer.
Annie: Oh. What a pity.

by asstrick September 30, 2011

Breach, bang, and clear

An American armed forces assault tactic for clearing a room by forcing open the door and throwing in a smoke grenade or flashbang in order to incapacitate the enemy before entering. "Breach" refers to opening the door, "bang" to the grenade explosion, and "clear" to dealing with the enemy inside the room.

"I seen Achmed dodge into that shed behind the madrasa, Sarge."
Okay, let's do a Breach, bang, and clear."

by Lt. Riotgurrl November 25, 2013

clever dick

British or Australian slang for someone who tries too hard to show that they are clever, in a way which annoys other people.

He's such a clever dick, blogging about things he really knows nothing about.

by Irma Expat July 8, 2006

clean the pipes

masturbation to prevent the pipes from clogging, which can lead to the back up of sperm that flows directly to the brain causing awkward sexual advances, undue violence, and masturbation in creative and sometimes inappropriate places.

I should clean the pipes before that date tonight.

For sure! You don't want to be going for the kiss before the bread even gets there.

by t freezy August 13, 2011

80's cleaning montage

cleaning up a mess in extremely fast motion while music is playing, made popular by 80's sitcoms

Person 1: Uhh, this is going to take forever to clean!

Person 2: Not if we use an 80's cleaning montage. Lets go!

by Mike Hunt543 January 12, 2009