Chocolate Probation

When you want to do anal but you haven’t shit yet.

Jefferey: Hey, man, can I buttfuck you?
Brad: Nah, bro, I’m so constipated.
Jefferey: Aw, damn, I’m on chocolate probation again!

by TheHumbuccleMan November 22, 2019

Chocolate Ball Drop

After a man inserts his testicles into his anus, he bends over, spreads his ass cheeks and “poops” his testicles out.

Last NYE, Nick treated us to a chocolate ball drop!

by Sex Lab September 17, 2020

Chocolate dragonfly

A reverse vertical rim job with male positioned on top while Stroking his dick through the breasts

Friend 1:Jordan got his ass eaten and fucked her tits at the same time!
Friend 2: Bro that’s a chocolate dragonfly!

by N0t m3 October 23, 2020

Chocolate Johnson

When you stick your finger in someone’s ass and then put it in their mouth without warning.

“I got with this chick last weekend and gave her the old Chocolate Johnson.”

by Mrs. Stinky Flaps October 31, 2020

Chocolate Darling

A beautiful girl who has a skin tone that resembles chocolate.

Wow, mate have you see that chocolate darling in the pink dress.

by CFopinion November 16, 2020

Chocolate Dog

That phrase “Chocolate Dog” is the process of a man shitting in his hand, and jerking off with it.

Did you hear that mike tried to “Chocolate Dog” last night?

by Gay niggger faggot babe December 24, 2020

Chocolate Telescope

The act of looking up someone’s ass looking for a turd to come shooting out at you

Dude me and Megan decided to try the chocolate telescope and I got pink eye

by Realfluffy20 April 3, 2021