Lindzii is having a Carpet Munching Baby
by Aleishajade January 12, 2009
Get the Carpet Munching Baby mug.A married woman who routinely cruises gay clubs and hangouts for discreet female sexual encounters. She is typically unaware of pervasive subculture protocols.
Anne: Omigah! You have GOT to cut your nails and take off that promise ring before we go out, you look like a carpet bagger.
by elizabeth impossible December 22, 2008
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one who munches grungey hairy granny puss and enjoys the carpet burn he/she gets from the happening.
by sin dolly December 21, 2003
Get the carpetmuncher mug.One who journeys deep into teabagger-controlled territory to provide basic education in history (focusing on the lost decade, 2000-2010, which most teabaggers slept through, the bipartisan history of presidential advisers--aka czars, and the evolution and definitions of basic political terms), economics and government finance 101, geography, and critical thinking skills.
Dude, what are you gonna do when you graduate?
I dunno man, I thought about being a carpetbagger.
What's a carpetmuncher?
No, carpetbagging! You know, joining Americorps and teaching uneducated people in FEMA re-education camps.
Oh great! How noble of you!
I dunno man, I thought about being a carpetbagger.
What's a carpetmuncher?
No, carpetbagging! You know, joining Americorps and teaching uneducated people in FEMA re-education camps.
Oh great! How noble of you!
by carpetbagger vance February 6, 2010
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And in other news, the Grand Central is backed up for the third day in a row due to Monday's fiery Carpocalypse. The witnesses say they could hear the honks of the clown horns for miles...
by Sebogawa October 1, 2008
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by wingnut76 November 30, 2009
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Man 1- *carpet bombs sidewalk*
Woman- What is that smell?!
Man 2- I have no idea, but it's everywhere!
Woman- What is that smell?!
Man 2- I have no idea, but it's everywhere!
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