Cape Coral, FL

A wonderful place located in Southwest Florida, with direct access to the Gulf of Mexico! A mostly white town has many things to do, and explore!

Guy: Hey let's take a vacation this weekend! But where?
Girl: How about..... Cape Coral, FL!
Guy but I looked on kayak.com, and theirs no airport their!
Girl just fly into fort myers! The neighbor town!
Guy OK!

by Thatstupidpilot October 5, 2013

canelazo

A mexican term that defines an stain of shit in your underwear

Man! what an embarassment moment I had, I was banging your sister and she realized that I had a canelazo painted on my boxers....

by zacatito May 14, 2009

Candy Cane

A severely curved penis that resembles a traditional candy cane.

Last time I hooked up with Tom he meat-hooked me with his candy cane!

by astrobia00 January 29, 2007

Canned ham

Small waist line of a hot chick. Resembles a canned ham.

Dude, check out the canned ham on that broad.

by pilotdude August 4, 2010

cape cod

A very annoying, creepy, stupid, or even extremely gay individual. Most likely one of the gayest people you may ever encounter.

That guy jerking off in the back of the bus is a total cape cod.

by J. Roy September 13, 2008

Herman Cained

When you grab a woman behind her head and force her head into your lap.

I just grabbed her head and Herman Cained that bitch.

by Ajohns5 January 1, 2012

candy cane

a white mans cock witha red condom

anthony loves candy canes

by homi dave June 4, 2004