Portugese cannon

The act of haveing sex and shooting ur kidney stone into her pussy.

Last night I gave that bitch the ol portugese cannon

by Deeznutz and sideshow_matt January 5, 2022

Cannon Speener

A person who is both high and drunk at the same time.

Joe: I went to this party and there were people there who were Cannon Speenered there. THEN it got weird.

by Peter Grifinski February 12, 2010

cannon

Ancestor and precursor of the artillery gun. A cannon fires stone cannon balls, while an artillery gun fires artillery shells.

Fire the cannon!

by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 24, 2022

Clit Cannon

Vagina.

The baby was so overdue, that it shot out if her clit cannon

Credit: Luke Carter

by Lukita lu lu September 9, 2022

stank cannon

Breath that smells of dying or decaying tissue, rotten food, or other various sorts of awful smells.

I was totally into this chick until she pointed her stank cannon at me.

by Fakebook April 18, 2012

Cannon

A pickpocket.

Every cannon has his own technique.

by Côrno duma figa June 15, 2019

bullet cannon

Bullet cannon is what a toilet sees after you scoff down too many pigs n blankets and sweaty chicken legs on Christmas Day.

Joel pulls down his white Calvin klein boccys in the staff toilets and shreds his bullet cannon at maximum velocity, a staff member catches this and shouts ewwwwww stenchy bullet cannon, Joel u are a dirty tramp!!!

by Banging and hanging December 11, 2024