People who regularly cop, buy, or acquire highly hyped/coveted items often with the use of bots or automated checkout software. Oftentimes such people form organizations called "cook groups" to share information with one another.
Person 1: Did you get those new yeezys that dropped this morning?
Person 2: Naw, I didn't get any checkouts but my cousin and his friend did!
Person 1: Dope! Those two are some cool cooks
Person 2: Naw, I didn't get any checkouts but my cousin and his friend did!
Person 1: Dope! Those two are some cool cooks
by the coolest cook September 17, 2020
Get the Cooks mug.An expression that can be used before "your goose is cooked" when said as you're upset or after hearing "your goose is cooked" as a casual response.
To friend: "Well this cooks my duck and your goose is cooked".
Or
From friend: "Your goose is cooked".
You: "Nah. This cooks my duck. So what?"
Or
From friend: "Your goose is cooked".
You: "Nah. This cooks my duck. So what?"
by M.O.H.I.O.M. December 5, 2018
Get the This Cooks My Duck mug.it is the most majestic and considerable being in the universe, the creature loves white girls and football; usually it talks about video games and hunting. Nothing could ever overcome its greatness, it is filled with so much luxurious power that it could be considered the next George Washington. Its habitat is a small little house in the sticks, usually loud sounds come from the building cause of football. Its formal professionalism can not be surpassed by any form of trickery or disbelief. In its life it has died twice so do not try and combat it. If come in contact with the superior, just stay calm and talk about football, but DO NOT TALK ABOUT ALBURN.
Person 1: Yo, what was that one amazing thing that was so cool that everyone needs to know about it.
Person 2: Keldon Cook?
Person 1: (Head explodes.)
Person 2: Keldon Cook?
Person 1: (Head explodes.)
by HoundThatFeeds December 26, 2013
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Get the i am cooked mug.by Billy Bowery December 4, 2023
Get the cook mug.A person who, in thought, can cook food like a real human being, but never the less being a brain dead retard whom you might want to punch in the face shortly after employment starts and can't
We've just hired a new semi-gourmet cook! Hes GREAT, but ide like to punch the hack, wanna be mac and cheese cook in the face.
Semi gourmet cooking with Sandra Lee (reference the food network)
Semi gourmet cooking with Sandra Lee (reference the food network)
by Chef omega November 3, 2010
Get the semi-gourmet cook mug.Term used to setting a person up or luring someone in. Best used to describe a hoe setting up another victim.
by Black Riz September 26, 2008
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