Jesus Burrito

1. a theoretical burrito that Jesus Christ makes so hot that even he himself cannot eat it (usually said to be microwaved).
2. any burrito that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although Jesus probably could).
3. A burrito that is so hot it makes you see Jesus.
4. Archaic: A burrito that is so hot that it burns the sin right outta ya.
5. Noun: Another name for the Holy Corpse Parts in Jojo's Bizzare Adventure, Specifically Eyes of Heaven, seeing as they look like burritos in the game

"Oh, we got another Jesus Burrito" - Joel

by Theawsomudkip December 7, 2020

arkansas burrito

the act of vomiting on a penis then preforming a blowjob on the vomit-covered-dick.

"I gave her the arkansas burrito last night"
"what the fuck dude"

by natbutter July 28, 2021

Bangkok Burrito

A sexual act involving a flesh light filled with diarrhea

I left a surprise Bangkok burrito in his night stand - he’ll never get the smell out of his fleshlight

by anonymous August 31, 2021

burrito sandwich

When you are deciding rather you want a burrito or a sandwich so you gather all the ingredients for a sandwich and a burrito to where you make a huge fucking mess that you have to clean up later

Hey David I’m kind of hungry I’m going to make a burrito sandwich

Grant what the fuck is a burrito sandwich ?

by My name is Dave June 28, 2021

burrito sandwich

Is when you slap the ham for an hour and toast your buns until they are gold and brown and make sure that you toss your salad and beat your meat till fully cooked and add all spices and everything nice and finally top it off with sauces to make a creamy SURPISE that is going to be fucking mess to clean up later but should stop munchies after a good time

Hey man I’m hungry man let’s make a burrito sandwich

Hell yeah but the last time didn’t end well

by My name is Dave June 28, 2021

Cream Burrito

when a person takes apart an Oreo cookie, takes out the cream filling, rolls it up which resembles a burrito

"My Oreo split perfectly! So I'm going to make a cream burrito with it!"

by tl203 July 5, 2012

burrito rule

if your burrito falls apart at any time during eating it you are obligated to use a fork to annihilate it.

Sarah: My stupid burrito just fell apart
Mark: Burrito rule, time to go HAM! Here's a fork.

by timebusters August 30, 2012