Charging For Breathing

Trying to get someone to be charged/blamed for something as natural as breathing.
(Made by me)

Person A: "I wanted to see the menu on that new café, and they were literally charging for breathing! I had to pay 6 dollars for only looking at the menu!"

by Naxiye [2] September 11, 2025

They gonna find me not breathing like they found mike

KAnye Yeast said this in Dont Like1

They gonna find me not breathing like they found mike (OHHHH)

by Envitish May 5, 2022

Little miss at my fucking breaking point

That one little miss i got as a result in a uquiz and the desc fit me perfectly. If you searched this it probably suits you too. This result made me spiral so be careful my lovely

“Your result is: little miss at my fucking breaking point”
“…shit”

by BuzzBuzzBitches August 2, 2022

There must be consequences for breaking that decorum

Something you say when you're insulted by memes and want to send a veiled threat of consequences for continued meming.

The memes about the lack of legs in the Metaverse are not funny. There must be consequences for breaking that decorum.

by public2 November 12, 2022

The Country Of Versailles Is Not Breathing (Lesbian)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Country Of Versailles Is Not Breathing (Lesbian)".

by ToheGavelisoNotiloni January 19, 2025

The Breath Of Versailles, The Breathe Of Marseilles, And The Breathing Of The Country Of France

what I call homo-sapien who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of Versailles, The Breathe Of Marseilles, And The Breathing Of The Country Of France

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 26, 2025