Brandog

A tiny kid who is smart but is bald and a simp. Salt is the only food that he eats and has moustacehec that is 1 km long.

look a baldon ate salt so he bcame brandog fatdog

by widebaz June 17, 2020

Brandon

One that exaggerates about the truth and throws in things that never happened, but in his mind they happened. Often drives around with his left arm hanging out of the driver side window with a cigarette in hand. He sits in his car with a partial gangster lean.

Timmy: "I was talking to this girl at the bar and she was a perfect 10! I ended up taking her home and bangin the shit out of her. I did things that made her scream for her momma and the next day I woke up and told her to go home."

John: "But Steve told me that you were with him playing poker that night."

Timmy: "Oh yeah you're right."

John: "Man you just pulled a Brandon."

by J Tats October 8, 2011

Brando FUCKING Harber

The dude who doesn't give a fuck. If you piss him off, he'll punch you in the cunt, you little shits.

Joe: OH SHIT! Its that Brando FUCKING Harber kid! EVERYONE, FUCKING RUN!

by BRANDO FUCKING HARBER January 3, 2013

Brandon

Ugly ass faggot with a small dick. No pube hair and has black wires for hair. Repels girls like the plague. Smells like my dogs shit.

Brandon: Hey Ladies~!
Girls: Ew!!! Go away you small dicked faggot!!!!

by Blue_Jay321 June 23, 2016

Brandon

No good ass nigga , always lying. Only good for dick .. Can't do shit for you !

Don't get no fucking Brandon bad for business

by prettyqueen December 21, 2016

Brandon

A fat shit smelling bitch that doesn't take showers, doesn't know that soap was invented because he never uses it, he smells like papa johns cheese, he really loves fat bitches with a passion also he farts when he gets scared, he has his own gravitational pull, he looks like sherk's cousin, and smells like the swamp sherk's from.

What's that shit smell? Must be a Brandon around. He's such a fucking Brandon.

by Triston December 4, 2017

Dirty Brandon

When 2 gay guys are fucking in the Spoon position. then the one in the back bends forward and sucks the cock of the other

(this usually means you have to be very flexible)

"We did the Dirty Brandon last night."

by Gustaco4/94 July 12, 2009