Blonde Luke

Luke is a charming boy at first but as it goes he turns into one of those liars you cant trust.

He thinks he's the best and that he's popular well he isn't. Ge can become your friend once then randomly treat you like shit. He also likes to use his mum to gain sympathy from the girls

Blonde Luke :Hey my mum could die in a few weeks.
Amy:aaaw i feel sorry for you.

1week
Blonde Luke: I love amy
2weeks
Blonde Luke: I love emilia
3weeks
Blonde Luke: I love grace
and so on...

by sheahoee July 2, 2014

Hybrid Blonde

A Ditsy brunette that's having a permanent blonde moment.

They can't get around there own town without a GPS...dead giveaway your dealing with a hybrid blonde

by B1G JÁY January 9, 2024

Blonde

The name of a blonde person’s hair colour

boy 1: he’s a blond
boy 2: nah bro, his hair is blond. he’s a blonde

by Raceyrocket July 10, 2021

Blonde

A person usually consisting within the age of a teen or young adult described as having an egocentric, low IQ personality. Physical attributes are usually connected with blonde hair, lighter skin, and above average appearance. A blonde will typically come within the form of a female, but males are not restricted from this role. After a female blonde has reached the age of no return, she would have mutated into a Karen. The male blond is rarely seen in the wild to have evolved past his F-boy stage in life, only branching out to the surfer dude sup species.

My sister is such a Blonde.

by Prof.J Tad October 28, 2023

infinite blondness

Same as "infinite wisdom", except it applies to people with blond hair, most commonly women.

In her infinite blondness, she decided to leave the keys inside and slam the door shut. Hilarity ensued.

by OneEvilSonUvABitch September 4, 2011

Trauma Blonding

Trauma blonding: (verb) the act of bonding from one to another by way of being both blonde and traumatized

I went to the salon today for some trauma blonding it was a great session. I left blonde and happy.

by Caitthecolorist December 11, 2024

blond teddy bear

Typically a boy named Jahvan, probably a tall boy with blond curls like noodles and comes off as the best person ever!!

P1 : hey who’s blond teddy bear is that?
P2: oh that’s mine!! His names jahvan

by noodleteddies November 10, 2020