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The Birds and The Bees

used as a way of easy parenting. if you are using it, you are either:

a stressed middle-aged parent explaining it to your 10 year old

a scientist who studies both bees and birds and have created a formula or something about the bees and the birds (the animals not the sex)

In other words, it should be avoided.
1. dad: son, lets have a talk about... uhh... the bees and the birds.
son: oh ok. *drat, its time 4 the puberty talk*

2. Scientist: I have created a situation to all of our environment problems! And I have stored it all on this paper! *holds up paper* Ahem.... 'The birds and the bees...'
other scientists: *grabs paper and tears it up* SHHH bruv! we don't wanna here that crap!
by REB7293_2223hfje November 2, 2020
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Bob bird

someone that shits there pants but won’t admit to it. Can only be trusted if they do the gun fingers
Person 1 “ did you bob bird yourself today”

Person 2 “ no it was just arse”

Person 1 “ oh so you did bob bird yourself”
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Big Birding

Falling asleep seated on the couch with your head down so that your chin is touching your chest, like Big Bird sleeps.
Kid: Mom ... you might want to go take big bird in here to bed.

Mother: Is your father big birding again?
by ChrisTheMeat August 2, 2012
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Chirping Bird

A woman who spends 90% of all conversations talking shit about people.
O great, Sheila's coming? So we're going to have to listen to her talk shit about her sister for two hours. She's such a chirping bird!
by Patty O'Shea July 18, 2011
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Bird turd

Look at that bird turd over there with the khakis and plaid shirt.
by JonoT02 February 22, 2019
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Bird Eyes

When a person has the appearance of happiness in their eyes.
You have lovely bird eyes
by Micol July 24, 2018
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Orca Bird

All hail the powerful Orca Bird, the god of war. One day he will take over this mortal realm and rule with glory. Those who oppose the all mighty Orca Bird will be struck down relentlessly and punished severely.
I can feel it... The Orca Bird... It is coming.

ALL HAIL THE ORCA BIRD
by FancaySpeve June 2, 2021
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