Canada's History

One of the forbidden sexual practices of the world, where the woman spreads maple syrup over her male partner, puts a ball gown and stockings on his sticky body and begins pegging him with a moose antler that's partially inserted into her vagina while singing 'Oh Canada' and burying his face into a Stanley cup full of cum and urine using her left foot.

I yearn to teach you about Canada's History, honey

by Nuclearo March 1, 2010

Canada's History

When a man forces his girlfriend or spouse to dress up like his sister and then does her in the booty.

You are severely mistaken if you think I am taking part in Canada's History, with you.

by UncleMom February 5, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act involving moose antlers, a jar of maple syrup and the Stanley Cup. The hardest part is getting it all in.

Canada's History is fun but sticky.

by vstiles February 4, 2010

Canada's History

The act of utilizing a pair of moose antlers as gynecological stirrups while pouring maple syrup out of the Stanley cup onto your partner. Spanking with Canadian bacon is optional.

Look out baby. tonight I'm going to school you in Canada's History

by battleboybassist February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Canada's History is a mating ritual in which Stephen Colbert will utilize a replica Stanley Cup as a pump as he wears moose antlers. As the act is going on, the partner uses maple syrup to lube the Stanley Cup replica. This act has yet to be successful.

I heard Stephen Colbert wants to explore Canada's History with you.

by BBFlights February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A furry, buck-toothed rag you could wring for eternity and never squelch a drop of blood or semen. Formerly called "The Beaver." Flag modelled after the quintessential Canadian still life, "Politely Railing a Virgin From a Safe Distance!" See also, The Juices of My Labour.

When you throw Canada's History against the wall, you're lucky if you get hit with a lawsuit!

by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010

Canada's History

When you fist your girl in the ass and fuck her in the ear 69 style, and you come so hard it shoots her eyes out. While this happens, you pull your hand out so that her built-up shits end up in your face.

"Yo dude did you get with that chick?"
"Yeah man, we studied some of canada's history"
"yikes, she's not winning that rifle shooting meet tomorrow"
"fuck that, dude, my face stinks."

by GerryWithAG February 4, 2010