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battle simulator

A type of strategy game where the death of an NPC is perfectly normal and might even be part of the plan.
In battle simulators, you control when and where your units are deployed, and your AI opponent does the same. Once a unit is deployed, it goes completely automatic - it'll target an enemy, approach that enemy and attack the enemy if it is within attack range. If it survives, it will go on to target a new enemy, and the process repeats. Basically everyone is a mindless killing machine who always fights to the death!
I mean, battle simulators will never provide a good representation of war in real life, unless nations start using robots to fight each other.
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is a great battle simulator to pick up for PC. And if you want a free battle simulator for mobile, I would really recommend The Battle Cats. In both games, every character moves and attacks differently, and the fights are weird and wacky and very enjoyable.
by Helispark November 2, 2019
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The Pokémon battle

A sexual act while you and a friend of yours hides in your homies closet while he fucks his step-sister(or anyone, it’s doesn’t matter but it’s best if it’s the step-sis) in a Pokémon costume and then cum on each other preferably while screaming that Pokémon’s name
Hey jack, remember when we did The Pokémon Battle in johns closet?
Yeah, it’s was great!
by IGotAidsFromAMintChipCookie October 27, 2020
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Texas Worm Battle

When you are performing anal sex and while penetrating you feel a solid turd fighting back against your penis. Like worms battling.
Jim : "Dude did you fuck that girl last night?"
Bill : "Yeah man we did anal, ended up having a Texas worm battle."
by Penisjuggler3232 October 6, 2016
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battle skirt

Dat Scot got blood on his battle skirt when he beheaded his foe
by Rin Asada August 10, 2020
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What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The battle of thermopylae (the battle for the Spartans prayer out of Angel Jose Robles)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
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Battle Penguin

Military slang for the F-35 Fighter Jet because it has stumpy little wings.
That’s for gen 4 vs gen 4. Put a Raptor or Battle Penguin as the F-35 is nicknamed because its wings are relatively short compared to its length in the fight…toast. Even US fighters would be toast, AESA or not.’
by anonymous March 4, 2023
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battle axed

When you drink so much vodka that your vision seemingly splits in 2 or 3. fucking with your mind.
Dude I got totally battle axed last night and couldn't drive for shit.
by cali-penguin January 12, 2015
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