The attack of poo on the outskirts of the rectum that is so violent that you can feel the anus veins pulsing faster and faster until the bum blasts out the rumbling poo at the speed of light and the bumhole starts foaming with steam, leaving the pooer wondering whether that they just released a bubbling, mutant fart or a hard, moist poo.
The bum battle
Person 1: I just had the most awesome bum battle ever
Person 2: was it a fart or a poo
Person 1: I still not quite sure. The toilet's in a bit of a mess
Person 1: I just had the most awesome bum battle ever
Person 2: was it a fart or a poo
Person 1: I still not quite sure. The toilet's in a bit of a mess
by Mr Dixon May 4, 2014
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in which after being back to back for three seconds each "Ninja" must leap out and spin to face there opponent(s).
"Ninja's" must take there turn clockwise, the first "Ninja" to have his/her turn is the one whom is last to land after leaping.
the first turn can be any footwork or hand movment the "Ninja" wishes but it must be swift and in one direction.
the turn is then passed clockwise to the next "Ninja" and they must make there move.
when targeted or threatend by an oponetnt "Ninja's" move the other ninja can doge, it must be as swift as an attack.
falling over in a battle of "Ninja" is the same as having your hand hit by your opponent, instant dissmisal.
a "Ninja" can crouch or lay flat in order of strateigical placment, but it must be a movment and not out of turn.
in which after being back to back for three seconds each "Ninja" must leap out and spin to face there opponent(s).
"Ninja's" must take there turn clockwise, the first "Ninja" to have his/her turn is the one whom is last to land after leaping.
the first turn can be any footwork or hand movment the "Ninja" wishes but it must be swift and in one direction.
the turn is then passed clockwise to the next "Ninja" and they must make there move.
when targeted or threatend by an oponetnt "Ninja's" move the other ninja can doge, it must be as swift as an attack.
falling over in a battle of "Ninja" is the same as having your hand hit by your opponent, instant dissmisal.
a "Ninja" can crouch or lay flat in order of strateigical placment, but it must be a movment and not out of turn.
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