punalty box

n. where you have to go when you bust a bad pun in normal conversation

Eric: Steve, will you pass me that fork?
Steve: Fork yeah I will, Eric!
Eric: Steve, take two minutes in the punalty box.

by hartdahl May 17, 2011

Shig Boxed

A stage of drunkeness. Symptoms include: passing out in snow banks, making out with fat chicks and yelling random obsenities.

Last night Dave made out with a fat chick at the bar, we found him passed out in the snow bank, he was so shig boxed.

by The BCC's March 21, 2009

box chocolate

1. Fecal matter that was once lodged within the vagina of it's creator.
2. "When poo from my poodie-poodie slides down and gets stuck in my box."

husband: I hungy
wife: what for?
husband: chocolate
wife: I have chocolate
husband: what kind do you have?
wife: box chocolate

by boxchocolate March 8, 2017

The Boxing Moose

When your nuts are so full they are the size of moose balls and all you want to do it’s punch your girls fart box. When you finally blow in her bum you have to bark like a moose.

Last night I was The Boxing Moose, I finally punched Cherie’s fart box and barked out loud!

by Stephen Roche March 14, 2022

Boom Boxed

When one has had too much to drink someone must sling that person over their shoulder and carry them around the rest of the night like a boom box in the 80's

Oh man tonight it going to be crazy- I will definitely be boom boxed

by Light weight April 14, 2010

box of Jamals

A box full of black dongs. Mostly comprised of 12 inch girthy veiny bastards.

"Did you hear about Jeffery? He ate a box of Jamals all by himself!!!"

by Saskatchewan Steve July 5, 2017

Shit-Box (X-Box)

Another name for the X-Box gaming console.I'ts name derives from the fat load its carrying,for such low-quality gameplay,and graphics.In other words,I'ts a piece if black shit,with a green X on the top.

"Wow,are you ACTUALLY playing that load of shit console,called the "Shit-Box" gaming system?"

by Filmore May 27, 2003