birthday the american

A boy who loves to kick every countries butt!

Birthday the american beats Merriam the Russia and Petrie the Mongolia every time.

by Birthdaytheamerican November 3, 2006

it's your birthday

Who gives a shit it's your birthday, you most likely don't have any friends.

Tom: Its my birthday...Yay!
Bob: Does it look like I care?!?

by Cyber Ghost March 23, 2004

birthday present

The ‘birthday present’ is shorthand, used to describe a particular song that carries certain notoriety for an artist or group. This song has come to define the band/artist, regardless of its age, quality or potential embarrassment. When performing live, this particular track is virtually expected; failure to perform the number will lead to grave disappointment or even bitterness from the crowd.

The ‘birthday present’ obtains its name through its special gift-like quality that, if not received, tends to cause resentment.

If Led Zeppelin came to town they’d just *have* to perform ‘Stairway to Heaven’, it’s their birthday present!

by Snowblower99 September 5, 2005

Birthday Cupcake

When a girl totally makes a wish that the dude won't cum on her ass and he still does.

Cindy hated the texture and taste of Tom's jizz and even though she didn't want it he still jacked his sweet frosting all over her buttocks and "voila" Birthday Cupcake.

by cavein December 15, 2011

Birthday

Every year that passes your one year closer to death’s doorstep.

In a way we are all slowly dying

Bill: Happy Birthday Bob

Me: You’re dying lol

by SeagullGod July 3, 2019

mexican birthday party

A strip club, pinata, barbecue, loud music, mysterious looking condoms, some shady dude named lil' Pedro that doesnt talk to anyone,and a WHOLE lot of tequila is involved.... and thats the first 20 minutes.....

Person 1: Dude where were you last night?
Person 2: I was at a mexican birthday party... do you know anyone named lil' Pedro?
Person 1: No, why?
Person 2: Cuz he's sleeping on my couch right now

by The D and The V November 26, 2013

confetti cum on birthday

little known fact - instead of cum, you jizz confetti on your birthday

I am going to wank one and have confetti cum on birthday

by domesquad event organizer September 6, 2010