MIKE JASON

THE ACT OF FISTING YOUR 2ND COUSIN WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE FINGER FUCKING YOUR FAVORITE STEP SISTER WITH THE RIGHT HAND WHILE HAVE ORAL SEX WITH YOUR YOUNGEST SISTER AND FORCE FUCKING YOUR 2 GAY DADS WITH A DOUBLE ENDED DILDO WHILE THEYRE EATING A FRESHLY MADE SOGGY WHILE YOU PREPARED ALL DOING THIS IN ALABAMA IN YOUR FAVORITE BARNES SURROUNDED BY 100 MISCARRIAGES YOU ATTEMPTED WITH YOUR FAVORITE CHICKEN.

Mike Jason is my favorite Sister Cousin Catdog

by The Real Mike Jason May 1, 2019

sexy mike

HE is a sexy pigeon man who takes pictures of toes. but he loves licking pigs with his bernie sanders buttwhole.
he twerks out naked shrek's on saturday's in MAC DONALDS . he rides frog people

aww man a SEXY MIKE

by IDK SEXY MIKE September 11, 2020

Other Mike

Other Mike is one of two friends who are both named Mike, but is the second of the two you have met. Hence the 'other'. It is not necessarily a lower status, but used to differentiate in a conversation between two Mikes. Can also be refered to as "O to the M".

'Hey Mike, are you coming to lunch?' 'Yah I'll be there in five.' Oh, ok, Other Mike just called and said he was coming too.'

by Why She Needs Two October 19, 2007

mike khoury

Mike khoury is vastly popular on twitter and Snapchat. A few of his videos have gone viral, such as the time he got finessed in the Taco Bell drive thru. People often find humor in the fact that he is extremely unfortunate.

Also, he loves his cat, Sebastian.

EX#1: lmfao you really just got jumped at your OWN PARTY, dassa Mike Khoury move.

EX#2: you more obsessed with your cat than mike khoury is.

by Bugcity September 20, 2017

MIO Mike

The youngin with all the game in history

Aye! My nigga! I found out who stoler ya girl!, Who? MIO Mike.

by Li Joka23😈 November 27, 2019

Mike Hunt

Mike Hunt whether serious or a funny kahoot name in class is is the most serious thing in the world calling someone "my cunt"

Hey man so do you know Mike Hunt
Mike Hunt who is that
Haha I made you say my cunt

by AntTheSauceGod April 10, 2022

Mike Pence

a guy who you dont usually hear about because he is overshadowed by his asshole buddy donny. although you dont see him much, you always get some sort of cunty vibe from him

"yo did yea hear? Mike Pence is a closeted homosexual!"
" who is Mike Pence?"

by kornguy109 November 3, 2020