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battle axed

When you drink so much vodka that your vision seemingly splits in 2 or 3. fucking with your mind.
Dude I got totally battle axed last night and couldn't drive for shit.
by cali-penguin January 12, 2015
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Fortnite battle pass

Fortnite battle pass I just pooped out my butt
“Hey did you get that fortnite battle pass?”
“Yea I’m scared!”
by EnVy🤷🏾‍♂️ February 25, 2022
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battle royale with cheese

Battle royale with cheese takes place in the nuclear bombed ruins of flavor town, 50 chiefs fight to the death in a survival horror open world battle royale game. kill food zombies, kill players with no time limit (until 10 chiefs are left standing), build bases, forge an alliance with other survivors, and BE THE LAST ONE STANDING!
tim tim: "hey man i just got battle royale with cheese! (brwc). tom tom: "aw yeah man i just got it too, can't wait to pop some caps into some assess!"
by templar100 November 20, 2018
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houston battle industries

Houston Battle Industries.

HBI - formed in 1939 first September.

The special commando HBI are most strongest and the secret commando around the world.
You are the first one who knows about the HBI.

HBI or called the "Houston Battle Industries" are released after stop the second World War. These commando's stoped Hitler and gave the world for a time peace. You will heared about us soon.

We are now cooperate with Rothschild to stop the IS.
Houston Battle Industries - living in the North.

Find us and be one of us.
by HoustonKeenan January 2, 2017
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Battle Bus

A vehicle that defys all laws of physics by transporting 100 people in a 30 seater bus through the air being propelled by an oversized balloon. At random intervals some passengers chose to vacate the bus to their inevidable doom.

Most passengers of this bus are virgins or going through a divorce.
I'm leaving you Insert your name here All you ever do is circle jerk your friends on that Battle Bus
by Dailystraw July 9, 2019
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Battle Pussy

A prepared pussy. #sheready
Pirate 1: Argh! I'm going to stab you!
Pirate 2: Not with my....battle pussy drops pants to reveal pristine pussy
Pirate 1: Oh wow.... walks the plank

6 months later

under the sea

Kraken and Pirate 2 engaging in tentacle sex.
by Men-Oh-Pause February 26, 2020
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Battle sack

When a male shaves his balls and accidentally cuts his sack leading to a gash that leads to a never ending cycle of lacerations
Son- Hey Dad, I think I have Battle Sack from accidentally cutting my balls while shaving in the shower the other morning. What should I do?

Dad- Hey Son, I'm sorry to tell you but you're fucked for life.
by Squeege68213 June 14, 2015
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