Baby neck

The condition associated with the inability to hold your head up during an extreme level of highness. Leaning back on a couch typically resolves the problem.

Me: That couch looks hella comfy dude.
Graham: For sure dude, I got the worst baby neck right now.

by MarkyMarkWahlberg January 30, 2010

Cement Baby

A term used to describe the first born child of a divorced man and/or woman who remarries. Typically when the new couple comes together they already have children from a previous relationship. Together the new couple will have at least one biological child of their own in order to "cement" the relationship together in an attempt to make them feel more like a legitimate family.

"Great... Mom just married some old guy who already has 5 kids of his own. Well any attention that should have been paid to us kids is now going to go to their cement baby instead. Back burner and emotional scaring... here we come."

by zombiemaster666 July 13, 2009

Morning Baby

A dim wit that was conceived with a piss hard on.

That banjo playin' drooler in Deliverance was definitely a Morning Baby.

by timo4001 June 4, 2018

baby phoenix

The burning poop that occurs after eating spicy food.

I just got home from that Thai restaurant and gave birth to a baby phoenix.

by eekbean December 8, 2014

baby door

slang for vagina.

"he totes slammed my baby door!"

"my baby door was knocked off its hinges last night!"

by gurlilla December 31, 2013

Pocket-Baby

a term for a person for which you are in a dream-like relationship with

"So what if she makes you stay in, do it for the #bros!"

"I can't my dude; she's my pocket-baby, for which I would stay instead."

by Dougborski February 9, 2019

baby cup

Adorable; cute. Usually a person who demonstrates innately cute aspects.

The root of the word comes from the English term "sippy cup" which means "to be cuter than your life."

"Look at that cute little kid, what a baby cup!"

"Old people are such baby cups. I want to hug them. All."

by BabyCup October 26, 2011